#10292

1420

March 17, 2022, 8:30 a.m.

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Sean: I am the Senate! (Star Wars reference) Delaney: *walking to the back of the room* Hi, the Senate!

#13693

2028

Dec. 9, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

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Eric Shi: All Chinese people have squinty eyes. Actually, Northern ones aren't as squinty.

#262

1012

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Everyone, close your eyes so that I can give Gilad the finger ~Mr. Rose

#698

1012

Oct. 17, 2009, 12:49 p.m.

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Schafer: Siéntate -- that's Spanish for sit'ch'yo'self down.

#1147

1012

Dec. 12, 2009, 5:04 p.m.

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Hinkle: Let me make a prediction: In a few months, there is going to be a thriving black market for paper products here at Montgomery Blair. It's one of the reasons they've been pushing CopyPlus so hard -- copier paper, tissues, paper towels, you name it, we're running low. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a little thing called a fiscal year, which means that budgets are July to July. So if we're starting to run out in December...

#1368

1012

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Schafer is giving a PowerPoint on sound Schafer: This doesn't matter. *next slide* Stuff. *next slide* Babies. *next slide*

#1677

1012

March 17, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Rose: So, Contreras says, lets ln() both sides to rescue the exponent princess from the high tower. Contreras: Wait, what did I say??

#1687

1012

March 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m.

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//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.

#2043

1012

Sept. 2, 2010, 1:51 p.m.

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Lev: She doesn't know what a touchdown is. Polina: What, like in baseball?

#2250

1012

Oct. 3, 2010, 12:32 a.m.

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Rose: What's the arc sine of negative one half? Student: Eleven pi over six. Rose: Oooo... who said that? What's the correct answer to the arc sine of negative one half? More Students: Eleven pi over six. Rose: Ugh! If you say eleven pi over six, I want to, like, kill myself. So wrong, unbelievable, it's totally unacceptable, and really really really really really bad, and wrong, totally wrong!!!