#2371

1012

Oct. 18, 2010, 4:24 p.m.

⚐ Report

Templin: The lockjaw is mainly used to hold down small things... Alex: Small tools for small things. Adarsh: (whispers something to Alex) Templin: ...it can hold this pencil if it doesn't inappropriately squeeze -- Alex: (laughing out loud) My butt! Templin: Well your butt probably wouldn't be able to fit into this tool.

#2548

1012

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

⚐ Report

Lizzy: Why doesn't my mouse work? Jack: because it's upside down.

#3072

1012

March 12, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

⚐ Report

Richard: You don't know how many times I accidentally typed "pubic static void main"

#3408

1012

May 23, 2011, 8:48 p.m.

⚐ Report

Lodal: Yeah my sister can hold a grudge against anyone forever. If you piss her off... //Scarano turns around and looks at Hannah Hannah: What?! Why are you looking at me?

#3839

1012

Dec. 7, 2011, 9:59 p.m.

⚐ Report

//AP English class discussing Native Son Tony Liang: Well, there's this stereotype that black people have. Like, my mom doesn't like black people for 'these stereotypes'. Class: WOAHHH WHATTT!! //class continues heated discussion Issac Friend: Just so you guys know, my mom likes black people. //Class laughs Anderson: That has to be in the top 10 moments of my career thus far.

#3988

1012

Feb. 21, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

⚐ Report

Thomas: I'll remember that when I'm cross-dressing.

#4088

1012

April 17, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Amy is looking at google maps for Wallops background info. Amy: Which direction is Wallops? Jack: It doesn't matter, because there is only One Direction.

#4155

1012

May 30, 2012, 10:31 a.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: What is the length of the coast of Maryland? Jay: It is constantly changing, so any answer is meaningless.

#4236

1012

Oct. 8, 2012, 5:39 p.m.

⚐ Report

M-E: Wait, but Asians didn't exist back then //Brian Ko facepalms.

#4273

1012

Oct. 24, 2012, 1:39 p.m.

⚐ Report

Conner: I know karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Taekwondo, and other Japanese words.