#10521

1416

May 2, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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//After AP Gov Exam Student 1: What did you get for the second FRQ? Student 2: They said we can't talk about it otherwise our scores will be canceled. Student 1: You really think they were serious? Like Big Brother is going to fall through the ceiling and yell "[STUDENT 1], YOUR SCORE IS NULL AND VOID!"

#10585

1416

May 18, 2022, 2:27 p.m.

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Delaney: I've heard this Bio class is too easy. Katz: For some people. Delaney: For some people. Exactly. Delaney: There are some people -- I won't name any names, or point any fingers ... Delaney: *cough* Sean!

#10967

1416

Oct. 13, 2022, 9:45 a.m.

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//Sub in Kaluta named Mr. Anderson (not the English teacher) Jeremy, walking in: Good Morning Mr. Anderson: The first person today to say good morning! What's your name, brother? Jeremy: Jeremy Mr. Anderson: Respect! You have respect and love in your heart. You see, I come from Jamaica. My father died 7 years ago. When I walked in, or -- I was the fourth child of sixth -- when one of my siblings walked in, if we didn't say good morning to my mother, he would say, get back to the door and do that again, and say good morning this time. But I go to all these different schools, and the kids walk in and they never say nothing, they just act like they don't see me here. That's not a knock on those kids, that's just how it is.

#11093

1416

Nov. 1, 2022, 6:42 p.m.

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//Ethan commenting on Annika's humming with a lollipop in her mouth Ethan: You sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks getting a blow dry

#11409

1416

Jan. 11, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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//in modsim class coding Johnny: What? How could this be wrong? Johnny: I literally copied and pasted.

#11483

1416

Jan. 31, 2023, 12:08 p.m.

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Andy: Ms. Smolen, if Ricky and Victor got into a fight, who do you think would win? Smolen: Victor. Smolen: Ricky, Victor could just sit on you.

#11885

1416

May 23, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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Sahu: Because I am a masochist, I love to cause torment.

#12513

1416

Nov. 13, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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sahu: so avika gets her chipotle sahu: with lots of sauce sahu: it's a wet boy sahu: so avika picks up her wet boy

#13463

1416

Sept. 22, 2024, 10:39 p.m.

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mrs. gaffney: skibidi // the class laughs and a little while later mrs. gaffney: what does skibidi mean?

#8063

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March 30, 2019, 2:54 a.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, proving Pappus's Theorem Rose: And according to Coxeter, we must "indulge in a veritable orgy of cancellation."