#7415

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April 17, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

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//block b pham, talking about effusion/diffusion Pham: If you leave a helium balloon out overnight, next morning it's all deflated and on the floor! Bracklinn: just like my hopes and dreams Pham: for what guy? *after everyone stops laughing* Pham: You know, I couldn't say that to everyone. Some might call it harassment or something.

#7501

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May 23, 2018, 6:42 p.m.

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//in block b chem Student: My brain hurts Pham: No, your brain don't hurt until I get this out... //pham takes out a mallet

#7792

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Dec. 6, 2018, 7:54 a.m.

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Lodal: Don't trip on the cords. Especially not the passive-aggressive Arthur cord where he puts it high enough that you can't step over it.

#8056

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March 28, 2019, 10:33 a.m.

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Hart: You ever see those Finnish names, where there's 7 K's in a row, but it's pronounced "Sam"?

#8310

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Sept. 23, 2019, 9:05 p.m.

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//building bridges in FOT, Kaluta shows a student how to pin sticks Student: Whoa, that's so smart! Kaluta: What did you say? Student: Uh, I said that was smart Kaluta: Louder Student: That was smart? Kaluta: *sighs* EVERYBODY QUIET! Alright, now go ahead. Student: ... Kaluta: Completely unsolicited :)

#8345

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Oct. 12, 2019, 2:57 p.m.

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//Talking about people who look like Jesus Aaron: ...as opposed to Schwartz, who just is Jesus. Sam: Eh, he’s more like the second derivative of Jesus.

#8475

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Jan. 29, 2020, 1:51 p.m.

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//getting texbooks on first day of cell phys Elia: *gets textbook that says the first person got it in January 2002* Elia: Wow, this book is older than I am Elia: ... And in better condition too

#8525

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Feb. 25, 2020, 7:52 a.m.

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*Stein is moving desks back from where Rose has moved them* Stein: We call this de-Rosification

#8587

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April 27, 2020, 7:51 a.m.

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Stein: You’ve gotta make a decision. The only thing in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillo.

#3961

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Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.