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Sept. 14, 2009, 8:44 a.m.

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//in linear algebra class Mr. Pham: Solve this. *goes to a computer and checks his Gmail* //BIG MCPS RED STOP SIGN APPEARS Mr. Pham: Why they not let you into Facebook?

#759

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Oct. 27, 2009, 6:20 p.m.

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//pham, talking about plugging in numbers that aren't supposed to work, while teaching partial fraction decomposition Pham: Guess what I do! I stick it in! When I was kid, people say not to do, but I do anyways!

#5921

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May 5, 2016, 10:20 p.m.

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// ARML Practice Eric Lu: What do time and Guang's hair have in common? They're both up!

#8008

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March 13, 2019, 4:44 p.m.

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//judging submissions at MCPS HSF //one of the team names is "Kowalski, Analysis" William: Oh, they're named after our calculus textbook, right?

#4069

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March 26, 2012, 1:35 p.m.

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Philip: I'm an equal opportunity asshole.

#2768

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

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//Explaining exam week to the freshmen Templin: After your exams, go with your friends, or get your parents to give you a ride... If you don't have any friends... and you don't have any parents... go to the SAC and stare at other students.

#3946

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Feb. 9, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: I am not Mr. Rose. I still have lot of hair.

Talking about complaints about his homework load in freshman chemistry

pham, chem, rose

#4210

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Sept. 20, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.

#4458

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Feb. 26, 2013, 8:39 p.m.

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//Stat homework, explaining random vs. arbitrary selection; Matt shows a page that displays the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 Matt: Sankar, pick one. Sankar: One. Matt: Why did you chose one? Sankar: You said pick one, so I picked "one". Matt: OK, pick another number. Sankar: One.

#5365

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Jan. 23, 2015, 10:52 p.m.

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//Block B, First day of Pham Chem Pham: This Montgomery County! They want to nail you to Harvard! They want to nail you to Yale! They want to nail you... to MIT! //awkward pause, students don't respond Pham: THEY WANT TO NAIL YOU!