#4958

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May 20, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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//Pham talking about clean water Pham: By the way, anyone here vegetarian? //Ramu raises his hand Pham: The water we drink filled with dead bug and stuff anyway. There no use be vegetarian.

#3329

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May 8, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, all teams are sitting in an assembly. Blair is in the front row. Pham is sitting with his laptop. Dude from adjacent team: Hey, could you guys move over one seat? Blair students: Okay, sure. Pham (without looking up): Ten dolla. Dude from adjacent team: ??? Pham (still not looking up): You pay ten dolla and then we move! //Blair students rearrange without Pham's participation //later Competition person: Thank your coaches for their hard work, dedication, and attention! //Pham rotates his laptop to show Blair kids that he's been playing minesweeper, grins, and continues his game

#949

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:22 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Where the other staple? //Pham looks around Mr. Pham: Oh. //Pham picks up a stapler and tries to refill it, but it snaps shut on him Mr. Pham (with no emotion): Ouch. //Pham puts the stapler down and looks at his hand Mr. Pham (now exasperated): Man, why you guy keep doing that!

#8244

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June 6, 2019, 8:42 a.m.

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//watching michio’s wallops creative project, fisheye effect made the horizon looked curved Sloe: in this video the earth looks round Sloe: but we all know it’s not

#3822

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Nov. 30, 2011, 9:08 p.m.

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//Talking about how our culture doesn't value non-human life Whitacre: In the pounds, if nobody adopts you, they just put you down. You don't see that in orphanages. Walk into an orphanage and pull out the lethal injections. "Hey, nobody got you this year; sorry Tommy." *splurt*

#6270

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March 2, 2017, 8:50 a.m.

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//pd 1 apnsl Cirincione: Has anyone ever bought a savings bond? //silence Cirincione: What?! Telon: My name is bond Telon & James: Savings bond

#7779

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Dec. 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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// Physics class *Mr. Schafer is conducting a demo on energy and work; he builds a rollercoaster and drops a ball off the top* Mr. Schafer: Do you see how there is a sound whenever the ball is in contact with the loop? Class: Yes. Mr. Schafer: *Catches ball* Sam: Wow, nice catch. Mr. Schafer: *Repeats experiment three times* Sam: OK, now he's just showing off. Mr. Schafer: I'm sorry you can't catch.

#7928

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Feb. 8, 2019, 2:12 a.m.

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//Period 9 Multivar Schwartz: There's this soy bean drink neatly wrapped in a plastic bag that's been sitting here for a day now. I've heard someone call it a "Berkowitz Grenade".

#8423

3638

Dec. 11, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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Cirincione: Isn't it cool to drop bombs on a vaguely Middle Eastern city?

#9389

3638

Nov. 17, 2021, 2:57 p.m.

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Stephen: Boy, I sure love using a long tube to inject clear fluid into a cavity. Delaney, walking by: Yeah, me too