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March 22, 2019, 10:45 a.m.

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//APCS //Gonzalez is teaching students about classes Gonzalez: What variables would the people class have? John: Boolean gender

#2936

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Feb. 16, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Pham: You don't have friend? You go up to girl ask them to be your friend.  Like you know how they do in kindergarten? Or, you get cookie from home, stick in girl's mouth, you have friend.

#1932

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May 18, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, how do you spell principle again? Pham: How you don't know how to spell that? Is very easy word! Which one you mean, like the black guy downstairs or your principles?

#1945

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May 23, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva

#3362

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#5338

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Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.

#3896

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Jan. 17, 2012, 9:05 a.m.

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//At science bowl. Pham was wandering between the 3 teams, so he wasn't in the room Judge: Now, I'd like the coaches to introduce themselves. Alan: Our coach is not with us. //awkward pause Alan: No, he's alive. He's still alive. He's just not here.

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March 11, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: How did I do on the test? Rose: Yeah, um... you really need to pray to the algebra gods. Like, sacrifice an animal or something.

#7935

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Feb. 11, 2019, 7:38 p.m.

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//Eli talking to Mr. Kaluta Eli: Do you know what a Big Chungus is? Kaluta: I know you’re a big chungus...

#8311

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Sept. 24, 2019, 7:25 p.m.

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*After Street drilled out a screw from a random wooden board* Schafer: Careful, it could be hot! Street: Ah! *drops screw* *chuckles* Not "could be" hot, it IS hot! Schafer: There's a term for that. It's called "can't fix dumb".