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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

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//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.

#5872

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April 6, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Class before a lab in freshman magnet chemistry Lodal: Don't forget to do the prelab writeup. Sally: What if hypothetically someone lost their journal? Lodal: Then hypothetically they would have to buy a new one. Sally: What if hypothetically they couldn't get one by tomorrow? Lodal: Then steal one. Sally: What if hypothetically they have morals? Lodal: Then steal one from Katheryn.

#7815

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Dec. 18, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Oxidizing asians reduce society.

#8069

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April 2, 2019, 12:07 p.m.

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Rose: I’ve been yelling at people for being late for 5 minutes, and the bell rang one minute ago

#8200

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June 3, 2019, 9:31 a.m.

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//Monday morning in AoA Gonzalez: Everyone close your eyes. Now, raise your hand if you are done with the problem set that was due yesterday. *laughter from some of the students* Gonzalez: I have one word. Gonzalez: YEET

#8472

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Jan. 29, 2020, 10:27 a.m.

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//InfoFlow package about Four Corners Reporter: What's one place you'd never want to eat at? Student: Game Stop.

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March 2, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: So we have three sizes of pizza, there are 7 different toppings, and we can have as many toppings as we want. How many different pizzas can we make? *Stein happens to be in the room and comes up to the board and starts doing the problem* Stein: so you have 7 choose 1, that's 7, and for 7 choose 2... But then you get to like 7 choose 5 and I can't do that. Rose: You don't have to, we just leave it like that, the numbers don't matter. Stein: tHe NuMbErS dOnT mAtTeR? I thought you were going to tell me how many pizzas I could order!!!

#7663

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Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#4366

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Dec. 20, 2012, 11:42 p.m.

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Rose: To better understand your generation, I decided to watch some anime... I was wondering, what is up with Japanese people and their obsession with 13 year old girls?

#7726

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Nov. 13, 2018, 10:09 a.m.

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//Lodal, small group presentations //Lodal is walking around with a bag of pretzels Svetlana: Before I start, can I have a pretzel? *Lodal hands her a pretzel* Noam: Can I have a pretzel? Lodal (emphatically): NO