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March 28, 2019, 9:15 p.m.

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//ARML practice //Peter presenting a solution Peter: I got all the questions right except this one, so I don’t know why I’m doing this. Schwartz: Weird flex but okay.

#8404

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Nov. 26, 2019, 8:20 p.m.

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//stat, stein explaining one of the test questions Stein: so you have the Hard Achievement Test, the HAT, and you have the Super Hard Achievement Test, or the SHAT

#8456

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Jan. 10, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

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//Analysis 2, student gets called to leave Schwartz: Are you going to fight people with swords? Student: No, I'm going to the dentist. Schwartz: Aww man, that's so much lamer.

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Jan. 24, 2020, 12:17 p.m.

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//AP World, on tangent about coronavirus Seat: When I went to China many years ago, I got a first class seat on the plane. On the flight, someone in the back got a fever and they quarantined the back. Seat: When the plane landed, they let off only the front, and I was like "first class, suckas!" Seat: I don't know what happened to the rest of the plane.

#13471

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Sept. 27, 2024, 12:35 p.m.

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// In Analysis 2 on a half day Ziyad: *holding on to chips bag with his teeth* Schwartz: ... You know the chips are on the indide of the bag, right? Schwartz: What's in that bag, anyways? Chips? No, popcorn. Ziyad: *shows bag* Schwartz: Starburst wrappers?! Schwartz: Me and my friends used to ball up little Starburst wrappers in school and throw them at each other when they weren't looking. Schwartz: Dumb things kids do.

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May 19, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

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//People playing Avalon and arguing loudly Substitute: What going on over there? //Anson points at Avik Anson: HE HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE!

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Feb. 12, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.

#1474

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Feb. 5, 2010, 2:11 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose draws a polar rose Stein: What do you call that? Rose: A rose. Stein: I call it a STEIN!

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April 29, 2011, 5:45 p.m.

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Thomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...

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Nov. 19, 2014, 7:08 p.m.

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//During MathPhys Study Hall Vijay: Hey Mr. Schafer, I have Leibniz cookies. //Shows cookies with "Leibniz" written on it Schafer: That's pretty good. I only eat fig newtons though.