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Jan. 15, 2019, 12:31 p.m.

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//sophomore comp sci class Gonzalez: They're doing magnet screening next class. You know, when they pick who can get into the magnet? Well, hopefully they do a better job than 2 years ago...

#7896

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Jan. 31, 2019, 12:09 p.m.

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Ryan: Take what you can, give nothing back! Leela: Is that your sexual philosophy?

#2483

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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//girls are screaming outside pd 9 mogsim Lev: Wow, they're having an orgy out there! Steven: It's windy in here! She was yelling "blow me away." Pham: Problem is too many hot guy in here. Lev: No, then it would be hot, not windy. Pham: Nooo! It because hot guy are a HIGH TEMPERATURE reservoir! It make pressure gradient so it wind.

#2634

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Dec. 3, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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//teacher is running late Ittai: Well, I guess that since we don't have a teacher, I'll have to take over for today. Various students: Act like he's the actual teacher! Everyone sit down and take notes! //Ittai takes teacher's book, sits in teacher's chair, and starts to write on the board Ittai: So, Swokowski is telling us that to do triple integrals in cylindrical coordinates, we need to...um...draw a picture! *draws on board*  Man that looks bad, if only Julie Zhu were here!  So Swokowski thinks about how polar works, extrapolates for the z, and then he gives us this formula *writes volume formula* //at this point, teacher walks in, sits down at other end of board, and watches while grinning Ittai: And now what Swokowski is trying to tell us is...woah...*starts trying to figure out just what the book says*...it's like, um...*closes book*  So let me tell you a story now.  It turns out that not all mathematicians are all that smart.  I was talking to my friend, Dr. Washington, and he said that if you take the whole group of mathematicians, there are some really great ones at the top.  And...yeah...so anyways, you all need to study. //at this point, he sits down and teacher takes over

#3016

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March 3, 2011, 12:14 a.m.

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Piper: ...Use Boolean logic, don't use Ashu logic. Saurav: Use NANDs not Nandas!

#8242

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June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.

#5485

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May 13, 2015, 6:54 a.m.

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Matthew: The promposal I made works in every browser besides IE. I think of that as a feature, not a bug, since it means the administrative staff will never notice it. Plus, if Leslie uses IE, I'm not sure that I can take her to prom.

#3449

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June 6, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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//Mr Pham and Mr Giles cross pathes between the chemistry room and math help: Pham: I hear you tell kids lines only straight. Giles: Yeah, they're only straight. Pham: No you wrong-- Giles: All lines are straight. Pham: Noooooooooo.

#1765

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April 9, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Rose: Hey (student), I just got in a fight with Pham about you. Student: Really? Rose: Yeah. I said you're smart, but he disagreed. Student: Who won? Rose: Well I won because I was right, but it was a tough argument. Student: Why? Rose: He had evidence to suggest that I was wrong. Student: Like what? Rose: Your chemistry grade.

#1665

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March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.