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#7694

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Nov. 1, 2018, 5:21 p.m.

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// Someone accidentally inhales magic sand in Bio Duval: Don't snort the magic sand!

#8079

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April 4, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//During 1st period earthquake drill //Sub telling us to be quiet Oscar: Guys be quiet, or else the earthquake will hear us!

“DC is well known for its earthquakes”

Oscar

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May 26, 2019, 9:27 p.m.

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//memorial day weekend Kaluta: Memorial Day Weekend is a time to reflect on the deaths of soldiers and remember their service to our country. Rose: HW due Tues 5/28 (for Per. 6, 9) & Wed 5/29 (for Per. 4) -- Big Mem Day Weekend HW!

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March 3, 2020, 7:50 p.m.

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// a student is singing something Oldham: Hey (student), who sings that song? Student: (artist's name) Oldham: Yeah, let's keep it that way.

#7995

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March 8, 2019, 10:26 a.m.

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//pd 4 rose calculus Rose: So there are these classes that I teach that I don't actually understand. Like advanced geometry. Daniel Zhu, the smartest kid alive, is in that class. And he does these proofs and I just try to follow along. And I'm like, "is that a b or a 6?" And he's like, "seriously, that's what you're hung up on?" And I'm like "yeah, I don't understand any of this".

Confirmation of all advanced geometry quotes

rose

#2755

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Jan. 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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Pham: You have two ears. When I talk in class, what happen? It goes in one ear and out the other. You have two eyes. When you read from textbook, what happen? Goes in both eyes and gets stuck.

this is actually his educational philosophy

pham

#4522

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April 28, 2013, 12:51 p.m.

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//Discussing Puzzle Palooza underneath a poster of the Periodic Table Aleksander: I heard the Prizes will be Hydrogen(H) Uranium(U) Germanium(Ge) Saurav: More like Hydrogen(H) Unununium(Uuu) Germanium(Ge)

#4879

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April 23, 2014, 7:19 p.m.

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//Block A chem //Pham starts talking about a reaction that forms ammonia Pham: Guy, this the most important reaction for life. You know why? You need ammonia form ammonium nitrate. What you do with ammonium nitrate? Student: Fertilizer? Pham: That correct. You need fertilizer grow food, feed all the people. What else you use ammonium nitrate for? Amy: Bombs? Pham: Yeah! When there too many people, not enough food, you go drop bombs on them. Then there more enough food. What you call this? Jordi: Extermination? Pham: No! It called natural--selection!

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#2499

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Nov. 7, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Pham: Okay everybody, grab lab book! Student: Why? What's happening? (pause) Pham (wide-eyed): WE GO LAB!!!