#8391

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Nov. 15, 2019, 10:49 a.m.

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Bracklinn: OK guys, make a plan for Brexit following BRITISH VALUES. ... [class discusses their plans] Mr. Cirincione: Did anyone make a plan that isn't horribly controlling and genocidal? Class: She said BRITISH VALUES!

#3821

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Nov. 30, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I was taking that marriage class, these priests were talking about how to have a good family and be a good husband and all. It's like, how the hell do you know?

#3526

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Sept. 8, 2011, 4:26 p.m.

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// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.

#8112

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April 15, 2019, 9:33 a.m.

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//It's lunchtime at wallops, but people are still playing in the fields Schafer: My level of pissed off increases with every throw of the frisbee

#1576

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March 2, 2010, 4:39 p.m.

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//Discussing an afterschool seminar for teachers Schafer: So the county supports this "10-2-2" plan.  10 minutes teaching, 2 minutes discussion, 2 minutes group work.  So I'm like "Does this work for every scenario?" and he's just like "yeah..."  So then I ask him "Then why did you just lecture us for an hour and a half?"  And he says "Cuz it doesn't apply to this scenario!"  And I'm like "You just said it works for all scenarios!"  There's a reason I wasn't appreciated at those things.

#4004

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Feb. 28, 2012, 7:50 p.m.

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Denny: Does anybody know what a complex sentence is? Avikar: Well, it has a real part and an imaginary part.

#7939

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Feb. 13, 2019, 7:21 p.m.

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//AP Physics E&M test is tomorrow //Schafer is working on something Karen: Is that the test? Schafer: No, Karen. This is the study guide, which you clearly haven't started yet.

#8561

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March 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: You know, I tried to get this class designated as a health credit because we talk about our feelings so much.

#4348

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.

#8

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May 21, 2009, 8:10 p.m.

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//in linear algebra class Mr. Pham: If you didn't turn in your assignments, I can only say one thing to you: go home and cry. Don't cry here, it will make me look bad.