#3016

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March 3, 2011, 12:14 a.m.

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Piper: ...Use Boolean logic, don't use Ashu logic. Saurav: Use NANDs not Nandas!

#8242

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June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.

#7955

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Feb. 21, 2019, 10:02 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th //Video of caterpillar eating the egg it hatched out of Reynald: Wait, that's so bigbrain. He spent all of his evolutionary points on an edible egg.

#7997

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March 11, 2019, 8:13 a.m.

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Sloe: What can activate this protein? Rohit: (mumbles) Gamma rays Sloe: Gammarase? Never heard of that enzyme.

#8312

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Sept. 25, 2019, 2:33 p.m.

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//Analysis 2, Schwartz is listing domains and ranges on board, Ostrander walks in. Ostrander: (squinting) Does that R have 2 lines or am I just seeing things?

#8518

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Feb. 24, 2020, 9:41 a.m.

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//talking about volunteers for Females In Science and Technology Sloe: Ryan? Do you like little girls?

#2704

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Dec. 20, 2010, 11:16 p.m.

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//Albert walks into APNSL with a Victoria's Secret bag. Jack: Hey Albert, what you got in that bag? Albert: Just some perfume from Janvi for Secret Santa. Henok: He also has his bras in there! DOUBLE D's JUST LIKE HIS NSL GRADE!

#7947

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Feb. 15, 2019, 10:27 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th period, showing off artwork that include insects Duval: Okay so this is Luke's... LUKE!!! ARE YOU AWAKE? //Luke, as he's waking up, puts his thumb up Duval: You chose this work by "seeker," who's that? Luke: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite internet data... Luke *starts over, presumably because he's still half asleep*: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite weeaboo database. Duval: What's your favorite database? Luke: Don't worry about it. Ryan Basset: We don't ask those questions, Ms. Duval

#6391

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April 23, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

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//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia

#383

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May 31, 2009, 11:50 p.m.

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//all of the precalc class is wearing tie-dye for chemistry Schafer: This is like my worst nightmare. Any moment, you guys will pull out guitars and start singing kumbayah.