#8095

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April 8, 2019, 3:52 p.m.

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//Entomology, pd 5 //Luke is looking at his computer; Duval is lecturing Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhueghghhhhhhhhhhahughguhghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (continue for 15 seconds) Reynald (pointing in the general vicinity): That noise... it came from a mouth?

#7858

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Jan. 10, 2019, 9:52 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 //Rose walks out of room for an errand //Jonah goes to front of classroom Jonah: WOOO WOOO WOOO!!! Alllllright... period 7! //Rose walks in Rose: My meta-strategy is to have a few catchphrases, so that my true flaws aren't emulated by students.

#2399

8486

Oct. 22, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Honigsberg: So he said to himself... Class: Self. Julian: Does he make you do that at home too? //Michael nods

#8370

100104

Oct. 28, 2019, 9:31 p.m.

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Bracklinn: hey, Mr Rose, would you mind if I made a video... And also I was like you? Literally everyone in the room: ???? Bracklinn: it'll be like the videos you film in class. Rose: so you'll make fun of me, but you want my permission to do it? Bracklinn: ... Yes? Rose: okay, cool.

#8562

100104

March 11, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: do you guys think of yourselves as adults? *nobody raises their hands* Rose: This generation is so... When I was your age, I was all like (angry face) 'I don't need you! I'm tall, I know all the math facts, I can go rock climbing..."

#8087

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April 5, 2019, 5:25 p.m.

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//Complex //Haydn ties the window's pull cord to a stool, then places a pen on the string and lets go. The pen moves along the rope and hits the chair //Class looks at Haydn Schwartz: I have a story to tell about this. When I took AP Environmental Science-- do you guys still do that? The easiest way to pass the test is to pick the option closest to "Humans suck, and if we keep doing whatever we're doing, we're screwed". Environmental science is actually interesting, but the test was awful. Anyways, I finished in 45 minutes and had an hour left. It was also my last test, so I had all my AP student labels, and there were tissues, paper, pencils, and other instruments on a table we could go to. By using my student labels as adhesive, I constructed a sailboat during that hour, and whenever the proctor made their rounds, I would blow the sailboat from one end of the desk to the other.

#8119

101105

April 15, 2019, 4:05 p.m.

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//Schwartz subbing in for Donaldson's Origins class Students around the room, imitating Aristotle: The sea is salty because the earth is sweating. People exhaling causes shooting stars. There are 53 spheres between the Earth and the Milky Way. People peeing and then having a tremor is analogous to the earth's waters flowing, followed by an earthquake. Schwartz: I'm beginning to understand why ancient philosophers were deemed heretics.

#8591

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June 8, 2020, 12:30 p.m.

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Lodal: Maybe a video will be posted here! Maybe it won't! It's a fun new end of the year game!

#1957

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May 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//talking about how he got his job in the magnet Rose: Basically, Walstein yelled at me in the loudest, most insulting tone, and I didn't cry, so I got the job. //later: Rose: Yeah, I've been secretly training my entire life for loud Jewish men to yell at me. (mutters) My entire childhood...

#7690

103107

Oct. 31, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

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//misses main office call because he's dancing in the lab Gonzalez: I'm very good at this job.