#8009

104108

March 13, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: The bell will ring now. //Bell rings on "now". Class is in awe. Schwartz: I wear a watch for a reason!

#8155

104108

May 7, 2019, 11:05 a.m.

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Rose: It's not really a math class unless you run out of time awkwardly

#8164

104108

May 14, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Jonah: So I still don't get the deep takeaway Rose: *thinks for a bit* Let's just ignore this deep takeaway for a bit //Jonah keeps asking, Rose calls Steven Rose: So what is the deep take away? Jonah: I'm confused Rose: Yeah, I agree with him that he's confused Reynald: That's a great way to say you're confused, Mr. Rose

#7758

106110

Nov. 27, 2018, 9:10 a.m.

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//Modsim //Beginning of class Ostrander: Listen to my podcasts. //Later, Rose walks in //Immediately Rose: Pham I was thinking about you. You're crazy. //A few sentences later Pham: The universe is expanding. Rose: So? Pham: So it's divergent. Rose: Just because something is growing doesn't mean its divergent. //Uh oh Rose: Adding up an infinite number of things when it diverges is infinite, its MEANINGLESS. Pham: But the third law of thermodynamics says universe is expanding. Rose: It doesn't make any sense! It's like when you go to the dollar store and buy one of those horses that, horses that... //3 hours later ...horses that, horses.... horses that when you put them in water start growing. You say "OH OH its growing its divergent." //Bass boosted Pham: What do you mean? It makes sense. Rose: So you're saying the universe is a divergent series. Pham: Yes. Rose: Will you write that down, so there's a record of you saying that?

#8250

140146

June 12, 2019, 12:11 p.m.

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Prange to Pham: “We have enough of this liquid to make 15,000 titrations, why do you keep ordering more?”

#2472

141147

Nov. 3, 2010, 11:52 p.m.

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//In Mod/Sim, trying to gauge students' Biology backgrounds: Pham: Have they ever explain to you why one cell become two cell and two cell become, what, four cell-- Lev: Well, when one cell loves itself very much...

#2657

142148

Dec. 10, 2010, 6:01 p.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander walks in to Analysis 1A Ostrander: Sorry Mr. Stein, I can't get you a code. Blaha has one, though. Stein: What!?! Why don't I get a number? Ostrander: Well, I have this theory. All the responsible teachers get one, while... Stein: But ROSE got one! Ostrander: Well, then my theory is dead.

#7970

142148

Feb. 27, 2019, 9:08 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Dzhu is at the computer, drawing a diagram with Geogebra. Reynald stands watching Rose: Can we just have Reynald? He's easier to control. //later, as Reynald draws and the class explains the proof to Rose Rose: This is great, my responsibilities are shrinking, one by one, until I don't need to do anything.

#7801

108112

Dec. 11, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//In the middle of MathPhys Schafer: (to Schwartz) Why are you calling me? Schwartz: I was trying to close my apps, and I accidentally swiped something... Schafer: He swiped right on me.

#8201

108112

June 3, 2019, 2:40 p.m.

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//9th period Cirincione Tad: How far to the left are you? Cirincione: Pretty far. Tad: Like, farther than Bernard? Literally everyone: ??? Tad: Sanders.