#636

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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Whitacre: Those of you who missed Dumbledore being hung up by his pectorals-- sounds dirty, doesn't it.

#639

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: Was Harry Potter drafted? Student: He could've moved to Canadia.

#646

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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//walks up to a student playing an online game Whitacre: Is this on the SAT, 'cause I'm gonna take it.

#669

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm not solving this one for you because I'm tired and old.

#674

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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:53 p.m.

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//Jacob and Kamal are doing math on the board Whitacre: Is that something good or is that crap? Jacob: Oh, just... don't worry about it. Whitacre: Don't worry about it? I'm going over to look. I learned that from my parents.

#680

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't think you can hate more. It's just hate. They're like "I hate you more," but once you hit the hate level, you're done.

#689

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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//after turning off the lights Whitacre: What do you mean you can't see? I can see fine, I'm walking!

#692

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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//talking about the Peloponesian War compared to other wars Whitacre: Everything that could go wrong was in that war! And they wrote a book about it! People read it, and they still do that stuff!

#718

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:45 p.m.

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Swaney: I was like 10 years old and my grandfather used to take me skeet-shooting. There's Iowa for you.

#720

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are cows sacred? Because in Western culture, we usually put them on buns.