#8489

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Feb. 5, 2020, 2:28 p.m.

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Stein: I don't know HOW this happened, but my wife got pregnant!

#8532

8284

Feb. 27, 2020, 7:39 p.m.

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//talking about transistors Street: If you want to learn more, go to Mr. Schafer because he's smarter, younger, and better-looking than me.

#8457

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Jan. 10, 2020, 2:41 p.m.

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//AP World Tad (out of nowhere): Why is this site about vaping and how to make a vape not blocked by school WiFi? Seat: Why are you even on that site to begin with? Tad: I searched up "Steam Engine."

#2692

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Dec. 16, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Rose: This one, you just have to use your brain. Janvi: I don't like using my brain. Rose (under his breath): I noticed.

#8095

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April 8, 2019, 3:52 p.m.

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//Entomology, pd 5 //Luke is looking at his computer; Duval is lecturing Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhueghghhhhhhhhhhahughguhghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (continue for 15 seconds) Reynald (pointing in the general vicinity): That noise... it came from a mouth?

#2399

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Oct. 22, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Honigsberg: So he said to himself... Class: Self. Julian: Does he make you do that at home too? //Michael nods

#7858

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Jan. 10, 2019, 9:52 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 //Rose walks out of room for an errand //Jonah goes to front of classroom Jonah: WOOO WOOO WOOO!!! Alllllright... period 7! //Rose walks in Rose: My meta-strategy is to have a few catchphrases, so that my true flaws aren't emulated by students.

#8370

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Oct. 28, 2019, 9:31 p.m.

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Bracklinn: hey, Mr Rose, would you mind if I made a video... And also I was like you? Literally everyone in the room: ???? Bracklinn: it'll be like the videos you film in class. Rose: so you'll make fun of me, but you want my permission to do it? Bracklinn: ... Yes? Rose: okay, cool.

#8562

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March 11, 2020, 2:59 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: do you guys think of yourselves as adults? *nobody raises their hands* Rose: This generation is so... When I was your age, I was all like (angry face) 'I don't need you! I'm tall, I know all the math facts, I can go rock climbing..."

#7690

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Oct. 31, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

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//misses main office call because he's dancing in the lab Gonzalez: I'm very good at this job.