#491

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Jon: Emotions are good, according to my health teacher

#508

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Sept. 4, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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//during a game of Blammo Jacob: Hi spoon! *Jacob and Erik tap their spoons together* Erik: That sounds like something you do after sex when you're on drugs.

#517

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Sometimes they let you write about an epic poem, so you can write about The Odyssey, if you remember, which you can't.

#520

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: You kill enough people, they come and kill you, cut off your heads, and cheer.

#572

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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Hinkle: Here's some stuff about numbers and different stuff like that.

#576

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Sept. 30, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

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Whitacre: Don't build a big house. Then when someone tries to rob you, you shoot them, and the alarms go off and everyone's like "You killed him!"...I live in a forest, so you knock on my door and BANG!

#596

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Oct. 7, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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Schafer: Me and Wolfram|Alpha had a meeting last night to work a few things out.

#602

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: I’ll Google it this afternoon and Wikipedia will tell me the answer.

#618

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.

#625

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: Never show your cards before it’s time. Whenever you wanna play poker, just let me know.