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June 12, 2024, 8:25 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I feel like Drake whenever he sees a kid

#10573

222

May 13, 2022, 11:57 a.m.

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Yunyi: Donald Trump did not vote for Joe Biden.

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220

Oct. 14, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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Nicole: Killing me is great Izzee: Noted

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220

Dec. 7, 2021, 11:50 a.m.

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Andy: Stephen, Ace, get a lodal- *throws two bags of nuts on the desk* Andy: DEEZ NUTS

#7449

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April 27, 2018, 3:15 p.m.

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Mogge: If there were a santa in the north pole and a santa in the south pole... Mogge: Would they be independent clauses?

#3733

117

Nov. 2, 2011, 4:53 p.m.

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//M-E is extremely hyper Robert: OK, so who gave her sugar today???

#7664

117

Oct. 19, 2018, 7:49 p.m.

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//Anson puts on Ryan Cho's sunglasses Anson: Ryan are these women's sunglasses? Ryan: No Josh: These look exactly like women's sunglasses Ryan: They don't call them unisex for nothing!

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117

Aug. 29, 2020, 11:31 p.m.

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Charlotte: Senioritis for magnets is only doing the work you’re interested in and nothing for other classes Sam: No, magnet senioritis is you get into several ivies and can't be assed anymore Sam: It's like normal senioritis but worse because of all the prior overachievement

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117

Nov. 8, 2023, 1:47 p.m.

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Andy Ying: Jonathan Mitchum is Schafer Jr.

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115

Sept. 10, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class Office: This is the main office. Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class. Office: How can I help you? Piper: Well, I don't know! Office: Um, I can't really hear you. Piper: I said a student fainted. Office: A student did what? Piper: Fainted! Office: Ok, we'll send security.