#12009

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Aug. 28, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Stein: So this year MCPS bought this fancy new system called RemindHub. Stein: The best part is that I can call you at any time, just to say "hiiii". Andy: If you love RemindHub, you'll love RemindHub Premium.

#12422

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Oct. 31, 2023, 7:32 a.m.

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Katz: I don't need a costume, I'm already scary enough

#12738

-19

Dec. 15, 2023, 11:26 a.m.

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Jeremy Kang: i say so many unhinged things and people blairbash them for no reason

#13206

-19

March 15, 2024, 7:30 p.m.

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Katz: reality is a joke and I’m one of its punchlines

#7649

220

Oct. 14, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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Nicole: Killing me is great Izzee: Noted

#7449

533

April 27, 2018, 3:15 p.m.

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Mogge: If there were a santa in the north pole and a santa in the south pole... Mogge: Would they be independent clauses?

#3733

117

Nov. 2, 2011, 4:53 p.m.

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//M-E is extremely hyper Robert: OK, so who gave her sugar today???

#7664

117

Oct. 19, 2018, 7:49 p.m.

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//Anson puts on Ryan Cho's sunglasses Anson: Ryan are these women's sunglasses? Ryan: No Josh: These look exactly like women's sunglasses Ryan: They don't call them unisex for nothing!

#8592

117

Aug. 29, 2020, 11:31 p.m.

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Charlotte: Senioritis for magnets is only doing the work you’re interested in and nothing for other classes Sam: No, magnet senioritis is you get into several ivies and can't be assed anymore Sam: It's like normal senioritis but worse because of all the prior overachievement

#3536

115

Sept. 10, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class Office: This is the main office. Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class. Office: How can I help you? Piper: Well, I don't know! Office: Um, I can't really hear you. Piper: I said a student fainted. Office: A student did what? Piper: Fainted! Office: Ok, we'll send security.