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Sept. 10, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class Office: This is the main office. Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class. Office: How can I help you? Piper: Well, I don't know! Office: Um, I can't really hear you. Piper: I said a student fainted. Office: A student did what? Piper: Fainted! Office: Ok, we'll send security.

#7565

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Sept. 4, 2018, 5:09 p.m.

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//points at polyhedra Courtney: Math is good for interior decoration

#12735

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Dec. 15, 2023, 11:16 a.m.

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Eric Yang: Mr. Rose once called William Roe a typo.

#8295

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Sept. 19, 2019, 7:40 a.m.

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Charlotte: NOAM, I did it in under 10 minutes!!! Michio: Charlotte, that’s not much of an achievement, it should take longer than that. *everyone looks at Michio* Michio: Oh, it was about running

#10573

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May 13, 2022, 11:57 a.m.

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Yunyi: Donald Trump did not vote for Joe Biden.

#7623

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Sept. 30, 2018, 4:51 p.m.

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//Anika is wearing the BlairHacks tshirt Sloe: Ok, before you start, what's that on your tshirt? It looks like a syringe. Anika: Nonono, it's the Blair steeple. Sloe: Nah, it still looks like a syringe. //Talks about how it looks more like a syringe than a steeple Sloe: Are you a drug dealer? Anika: The only drugs I deal are caffeinated chocolate and ibuprofen

Caffeine and Ibuprofen are both legal

sloe, anika

#5511

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June 5, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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//In English 9 class, learning about commonly confused words. Mr. Clay, jokingly, to the primarily magnet class: Can anyone explain the difference between angel and angle? Rahul: I know I'm not an angel because I'm always right.

#8245

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June 9, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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Oscar: If I make enough jokes eventually one will be funny

#3959

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Feb. 14, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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Evan (eating a cupcake): Wow, this is the messiest thing I've done in like, 48 hours.

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March 27, 2014, 6:59 p.m.

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//Calvin found some coffee in the MathHelp room and started talking about it Calvin: Lock Junie and me in a room with 5 pounds of coffee. Brassel: ...That's how they made the first nuclear reactor.