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Sept. 19, 2019, 7:40 a.m.

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Charlotte: NOAM, I did it in under 10 minutes!!! Michio: Charlotte, that’s not much of an achievement, it should take longer than that. *everyone looks at Michio* Michio: Oh, it was about running

#10573

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May 13, 2022, 11:57 a.m.

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Yunyi: Donald Trump did not vote for Joe Biden.

#7623

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Sept. 30, 2018, 4:51 p.m.

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//Anika is wearing the BlairHacks tshirt Sloe: Ok, before you start, what's that on your tshirt? It looks like a syringe. Anika: Nonono, it's the Blair steeple. Sloe: Nah, it still looks like a syringe. //Talks about how it looks more like a syringe than a steeple Sloe: Are you a drug dealer? Anika: The only drugs I deal are caffeinated chocolate and ibuprofen

#8245

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June 9, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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Oscar: If I make enough jokes eventually one will be funny

#3549

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Sept. 13, 2011, 6:08 p.m.

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Clay: You know what it's called when you just start writing without doing a prewrite first? It's called vomiting onto the page.

#3959

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Feb. 14, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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Evan (eating a cupcake): Wow, this is the messiest thing I've done in like, 48 hours.

#4814

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March 27, 2014, 6:59 p.m.

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//Calvin found some coffee in the MathHelp room and started talking about it Calvin: Lock Junie and me in a room with 5 pounds of coffee. Brassel: ...That's how they made the first nuclear reactor.

#7580

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Sept. 12, 2018, 11:51 p.m.

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Kirk: Computers are... better than you... at math, and everything

#8673

010

Oct. 19, 2020, 5:26 p.m.

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// Several disconnected statements during one class Kirk: I have no idea if you guys can hear me, or ... if I'm just talking into a black hole. // Student introduces Kirk to \infty Kirk: Oh, by the way, is that the LaTeX for infinity? Have I been spelling out infinity unnecessarily the whole time? // Shortly afterward Kirk: Oh, that is *nice*. It's much better than my handwriting. Kirk: ... I might do some snakey-snakes... Kirk: 100. 100 is the *biggest* number I know. // Shortly afterward Kirk: When I plug in the biggest number I know -- 100 -- it's a pretty big number... Kirk: The final way to resolve this is to graph it; to Desmos it. Is that a verb? To Desmos?

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Dec. 13, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Jack: Can we just start a petition to ban Blairbash? Mr. Lodal: I guess you could. Jack: All right, let's ban it! Claudio: Yeah, let's cancel it! Alex: This is going on Blairbash.