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Jan. 26, 2024, 9:13 a.m.

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Student who's working on analysis 2 homework: What's a conservative vector field? Other student: A vector field that hates abortion

#12988

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Feb. 6, 2024, 2:06 p.m.

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James: What did [Joe Biden] do on Cinco de Mayo? He did nothing. Rakshay: Yeah because he's trying to keep them out, not bring them in.

#13093

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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:59 p.m.

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//after easily proving two simple special cases of a theorem Rose: My confidence is thru-the-roof now. I feel like I can do anything. Rose: I should go do some motorcycle stunts off a tall building.

#13649

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Oct. 22, 2025, 10:39 a.m.

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(Not verbatim) Eric Yang: "You are either a butch lesbian and grounded in reality, or a femme lesbian and delusional."

#5382

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Feb. 10, 2015, 2:05 p.m.

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//Sambuddha, Jamie, Pratik, Kusal, and a whole bunch of males Schwartz: What should we name x? Sambuddha (joined in by others): EEEEEEEEESHAN // Eshan smiles coyly Schwartz: Alright, we'll call it Eeeeeshan (writes "Eeeeeeshan" on the board"). No more classmates though. How about x^-2? Jesse (joined in by others) Shane!

#8506

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Feb. 14, 2020, 4:35 p.m.

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//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!

#2816

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

#3103

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March 17, 2011, 1:52 p.m.

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Neil Davey: Yo mama so fat when she step on the scale it show the Avogadro Numbah!!

#4159

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June 4, 2012, 5:10 p.m.

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//On the bus back from ARML Mike: Do you know what's a really good joke? Cathy's rights!

#5413

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March 12, 2015, 10:15 p.m.

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//Pham assigned Chapter 5 Homework the day before this takes place //Block B Chem Pham: Anyone have question on homewok? Student: Which one? Chapter 5? Other Student: Boi! Are you smoking weed? Pham: Guy guy, don't insult people like that. Really it not funny. Don't joke about things like that. It okay to be nerd. In da future he going to be your boss and get all the girls. *Class laughs* Other Student: Okay.