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Feb. 6, 2024, 2:06 p.m.

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James: What did [Joe Biden] do on Cinco de Mayo? He did nothing. Rakshay: Yeah because he's trying to keep them out, not bring them in.

#13093

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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:59 p.m.

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//after easily proving two simple special cases of a theorem Rose: My confidence is thru-the-roof now. I feel like I can do anything. Rose: I should go do some motorcycle stunts off a tall building.

#13649

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Oct. 22, 2025, 10:39 a.m.

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(Not verbatim) Eric Yang: "You are either a butch lesbian and grounded in reality, or a femme lesbian and delusional."

#13724

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Feb. 18, 2026, 11:46 a.m.

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"Let me hit!" - Ashwin Nayak

#13725

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Feb. 18, 2026, 11:57 a.m.

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"Tomorrow we are going to hit it extremely hard." - Sam Shin

#5382

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Feb. 10, 2015, 2:05 p.m.

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//Sambuddha, Jamie, Pratik, Kusal, and a whole bunch of males Schwartz: What should we name x? Sambuddha (joined in by others): EEEEEEEEESHAN // Eshan smiles coyly Schwartz: Alright, we'll call it Eeeeeshan (writes "Eeeeeeshan" on the board"). No more classmates though. How about x^-2? Jesse (joined in by others) Shane!

#8506

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Feb. 14, 2020, 4:35 p.m.

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//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!

#2816

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

#3103

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March 17, 2011, 1:52 p.m.

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Neil Davey: Yo mama so fat when she step on the scale it show the Avogadro Numbah!!

#4159

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June 4, 2012, 5:10 p.m.

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//On the bus back from ARML Mike: Do you know what's a really good joke? Cathy's rights!