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#9236

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Oct. 27, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Roberts: I really like ping-pong. I challenge you all to a game of ping-pong. There's a ping-pong table somewhere in the school.

#9235

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Oct. 27, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Are you guys just farming me for blairbash quotes? Is that what’s going on? Stephen: Blairbash is dead Lodal: *wheezes*

Is it?? Is it really, Stephen???? //mod note: submitted twice, note on #2 was "by questioning our goals, you further them"

ess, lodal, blairbash

#9234

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Oct. 26, 2021, 4:13 p.m.

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Schwartz: Alright: back to our ivory tower. That was a fun jaunt into the real world.

#9233

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Oct. 26, 2021, 4:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: You're not gonna submit an English paper without punctuation ... unless it's a modern poetry assignment. This is not a modern poetry assignment! I expect punctuation!

#9232

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Oct. 26, 2021, 1:08 p.m.

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//after saying that Euclid proved that there are an infinite number of primes Hallisey: The largest prime number...has yet to be discovered.

#9231

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Oct. 25, 2021, 9:14 p.m.

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Rose: You should probably come in tomorrow after school if you don't understand this. Leila: I can't. Rose: Why? Leila: I have marching band. Rose: You should come in anyway. Tell Kirk it's a punishment for not teaching you well enough last year.

#9230

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Oct. 25, 2021, 4:12 p.m.

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Lodal: You guys are laughing too much. I suspect there's some communication going on here through chats. Lodal: As long as I'm not the subject of your laughing, it's fine. You're not laughing about me, right?

#9229

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Oct. 25, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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Rose: Hello class how are you doing Class: good Rose: I'm doing good too! ...thats a lie

#9228

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Oct. 24, 2021, 3:29 p.m.

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// Duval's class is watching a demonstration of the floating paperclips on water lab Duval: You're so much better at this than my 3rd period Duval: I had five kids trying to float clips and they couldn't manage to get any to stay Duval: It was starting to turn into the setup of a joke Duval: Like, "How many magnet kids does it take to float a paperclip on the surface of water?"

#9227

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Oct. 22, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Schwartz: Show each other more respect than you show the teacher. I'm the teacher -- I don't need respect! I'm paid for this -- I get money instead of respect.

and as such talking while schwartz talks is fine but not talking while another student talks

respect, rules, schwartz