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#7690

103107

Oct. 31, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

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//misses main office call because he's dancing in the lab Gonzalez: I'm very good at this job.

#7688

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Oct. 31, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

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Steven: Grape tastes like a really clean bathroom.

Steven talking about grape candy.

candy, sq

#7687

-527

Oct. 31, 2018, 9:06 a.m.

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Wensen: Harvard is a piece of shit school that only looks good on paper.

doesn't care about its undergrads, antisemitic department heads, depressed students, grade inflation

harvard, wensen

#7684

8589

Oct. 30, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

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//Reading directions for schoolwide survey Lodal, angrily: "Read the directions in a natural tone of voice!!"

lodal

#7682

1212

Oct. 29, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

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//Ranting about messy handwriting on the whiteboard Rose: You have to pretend like you're better than you actually are. Like Hollywood.

rose

#7681

5050

Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#7680

1517

Oct. 26, 2018, 5:40 p.m.

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//Answering a question Rose: You can read the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy. You get 5 minutes of pleasure for 1 minute of reading. //Later Rose: I do not recommend reading Kant's original works. You get 0.01 minutes of pleasure for 1 minute of reading.

#7679

1012

Oct. 26, 2018, 9:14 a.m.

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Alan: Yo, California, can you give me some weed?

#7678

2830

Oct. 25, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.

#7675

3034

Oct. 24, 2018, 4:58 p.m.

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//Noah, Reynald, Ryan, and Steven satirizing plans to defeat ISIS Reynald: You know we can just like revive the Knights Templar Noah: Yeah! Let's turn "IS - IS" into "WAS - WAS"