#7346

59

March 22, 2018, 9:57 a.m.

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//At envirothon Anika D and Shwetha are talking to each other Pham: You know each other? Ah, of course you do, you indian.

#7344

2222

March 20, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

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// Hammond has just interrupted Complex by announcing that many students in the class still haven't signed up for Puzzlepalooza Schwartz: (to the class) I'd assign it to you as homework, but then it'd be less likely to get done.

#7338

2222

March 19, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

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Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.

#7336

1012

March 19, 2018, 9:38 a.m.

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Bosse: ...We're not that worried, but what are people thinking about after spring break? Everyone: APs? Bosse: No!! Bosse: Normal people! //Silence Bosse: Summer break!!

#7335

3442

March 18, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

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[Talking about particle accelerators in 8th period Math Phys] Schafer: That guy Lawrence, you know, he had that element named after him, Lawrencium. He invented one of the first particle accelerators, the cyclotron. He also has two national labs named after him, Lawrence Livermore and... Noah S [not paying attention]: Lawrence Berkeley, and also doesn't he have that element, Lawrencium, named for him? Class/Schafer: *facepalm* Schafer: Dude we talked about that LITERALLY 15 seconds ago. ... [Talking about the ML theorem 1/2 hour later in Complex] Schwartz: *explains the theorem* Misha: Let me see if I understand this proof. So we take this integral over the contour... *talks out the proof* Noah [not paying attention]: Okay, let me see if I can talk this through... Class: *boiiii* Misha: Noah! You already did this once today! Schwartz: You know, every year, I give an award to the student who asks the best questions that I've already answered, and Noah, you're the clear frontrunner. David W [not paying attention]: Today in Math Phys, Noah did the same thing! Class: *uproarious laughter* Schwartz: Noah, you have competition!

#7334

2424

March 16, 2018, 10:01 p.m.

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Pham: You know why I become teacher? Class: No Pham: It because of a bet! Two thousand dolla bet!

#7332

1414

March 16, 2018, 10 p.m.

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Alan: So Gene's like a soda bottle, right? So there's a lot of pressure on him, and he gets kinda ... hard.

#7331

66

March 16, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

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Klein: My 4 year old daughter told me, "I want to sing a song for your students so that they can learn good!" And I said, "Learn well."

#7330

77

March 16, 2018, 3:50 p.m.

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Klein: Whenever I ask Naveen a question like "What is your favorite color?", he'd draw a sigma and stuff.

#7329

26

March 16, 2018, 1:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: So in skydiving there's this thing called terminal velocity. Schwartz: It's poorly named.