#13057

35

Feb. 14, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Jerry Lu: Happy birthday Reed! *pause* Jerry: That just exhausted my entire social battery today.

#13056

-13

Feb. 14, 2024, 8:11 a.m.

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Mrs. Appino:*listing words that rhyme with Blue* You, grew, new, Jew... be careful with that one.

#13055

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 3:05 p.m.

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Glenn: You can't say that these aren't beautiful. Stephen: I disagree! Glenn: Wrong! You're wrong! Glenn: I don't even know who I'm arguing with but you're wrong!

#13054

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 3:02 p.m.

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Glenn: I have a friend who is short and beautiful but also terrifying Glenn: She's like 4'10" but I would never cross her

#13052

46

Feb. 13, 2024, 2:55 p.m.

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Glenn: My daughter told me the other day "I asked Bernard to be my valentine." // Later Glenn: So last night Alice was calling her dad and said "I asked Bernard to be my valentine". Glenn: And her dad said "well I guess you could ask him for his parents' number and arrange a playdate". Glenn: Alice said "if Bernard comes over it will be a real date". // Later Glenn: I'll scope him out. Glenn: I'll tell him to sit down. Glenn: "What are your intentions with my daughter?"

#13051

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 2:42 p.m.

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Grace: Mr. Rose, do I have permission to yell at people? Rose: Yell, probably no, but to encourage them to write more legibly, yes. Grace: darn it!

#13050

77

Feb. 13, 2024, 12:55 p.m.

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Andy: I lost track of all the lunar new year animals, what animal is it this year again? Nikhil, Stephen: dragon Andy: Dragon deez nuts across your face

#13049

1111

Feb. 13, 2024, 12:42 p.m.

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Mr. Bannister: What a fuckin' shit show.

#13046

-3034

Feb. 13, 2024, 9:44 a.m.

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Eric Yang: You should BlairBash me saying "I love alcohol", because I just said that.

#13045

1212

Feb. 13, 2024, 9:42 a.m.

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Eric: Time to make like a tree Jason Yao: Bark?