#12253

1212

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:07 a.m.

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James Attis: but zero isn't a positive number Lodal: you're so technically correct it hurts

#12252

1212

Oct. 4, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Schwartz: I have a math degree! everyone: *claps*

#12251

1313

Oct. 4, 2023, 6:27 p.m.

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//Innovation about PSAT day, advising students to eat a good breakfast Rose: There's no picture for breakfast. That's sad. //Rose advances the slide; a picture of breakfast pops up Rose: Oh! I spoke too soon! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#12250

88

Oct. 4, 2023, 6:25 p.m.

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Rose, to Chikara: Sometimes, you'll just want to put on headphones, and get really focused, and do the entire packet [of Fitch-style proofs] all over again, listening to some heavy metal, maybe.

#12248

77

Oct. 4, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I don’t like when teachers say “we will be taking a test” because *I’m* not taking the test, you are!

#12247

-311

Oct. 4, 2023, 2:19 p.m.

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Bannister: There was a recent hate incident at the school. There was a video of students doing the nazi salute outside of the school. Student: What is the nazi salute? Bannister: I don't even know it. //Bannister proceeds to do a nazi salute.

#12245

99

Oct. 4, 2023, 12:40 p.m.

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// Talking about seaweed Glenn: It's a conspiracy by Big Science to make it not a plant.

#12244

66

Oct. 4, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about water Glenn: I like it cold. Glenn: I like the pain of it going down my throat.

#12243

113

Oct. 4, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader

#12240

1723

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.