#12180

77

Sept. 21, 2023, 12:34 p.m.

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Student: Friday is a half-day, so it's a really good day to skip. Glenn: You mean a really good day to have a doctor's appointment.

#12179

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Sept. 21, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.

#12178

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Sept. 21, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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Student: the dz² orbital looks kinky

#12177

44

Sept. 21, 2023, 8:48 a.m.

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Kirk: I will eat this chicken sandwich if there is less than 1000 grams of mold on it. Kirk: I mean, two pounds is fine, right? You weight lifters know how much two pounds is, not that much. //later Kirk: So, we reach out to Bill Nye... and he dips [my chicken sandwich] in radioactive waste. Kirk: The mold no longer grows. It has a half-life of 6 days. Kirk: The sandwich was a very well-made sandwich. Radioactive waste can't mess it up. A chicken sandwich! //later Kirk: So it would take 20 days for the chicken sandwich to get to 1000g of mold, at which point I am willing to eat it. Student: Wouldn't it be easier to make another chicken sandwich? Kirk: No. It is a good chicken sandwich!

#12174

88

Sept. 21, 2023, 8:02 a.m.

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Andy: I'm fighting for my fucking life. Jerry Song: You're losing your virginity?

#12173

35

Sept. 21, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Talking about metaphorical nakedness Jacobs: I want to be naked with you. Jacobs: I want to hang free. Victor(quietly): Blairbash!

#12172

1214

Sept. 20, 2023, 6:58 p.m.

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On talk like a pirate day Schwartz: If Captain Hammond comes in, ye have me' permission to ball up paper and throw it at him! > Later, Dylan is about to throw a paper ball at Will Schwartz, in a normal voice: No, don't throw it at Will, you only have my permission to throw it at teachers. > Dylan turns to throw the paper ball at Schwartz

#12171

77

Sept. 20, 2023, 5:24 p.m.

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//Innovation lesson on screen time Hart: Of course, it'll be harder to fall asleep if you've been looking at screens for three hours to do Orgo homework.

#12170

33

Sept. 20, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Jacobs: More fire is always the solution.

#12169

44

Sept. 20, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Jacobs: Avogadro's Law: If you put in twice as much gas, the balloon is twice as large. Jacobs: Wow. I could've figured that out. I could've had a Law named after me. //later, Jacobs tries to put an egg in a flask, and it doesn't fit Jacobs: This is physics, everyone: the thing is bigger than the other thing, so it won't go in. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause