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#11285
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⚐ ReportBramble: So for about three hours, they expect you to sit down and go into Zoom meetings again and again to learn about classes. Bramble: Are they mad? Katz: You haven't noticed before? Bramble: Sometimes, I'm not paying attention. Bramble: Actually, you can delete that word "sometimes".
#11284
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⚐ Report//all-period half day during which students are to remotely view information about courses Schwartz: This is the Schwartz babysitting session. I have to make sure you don't die for 24 minutes, but I'm not allowed to teach you anything. //later, Caleb walks in late Schwartz: You're late! How dare you be late on this important day of class! I will mark you tardy! //later, Caleb talking to Stephen and writing equations on the board, whilst Schwartz left the classroom //Schwartz returns Schwartz: Maths? There's maths happening in my classroom? How could you?! Schwartz: You miscreants -- learning things today!
#11283
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⚐ Report"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander
#11282
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⚐ Report// Talking about how we call analysis "anal" Smolen: Friends, you have a place in the school called the SAC.
#11281
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⚐ ReportSmolen: You guys should sign up for orchestra next year. Smolen: Why? Because orchestra is fun. Smolen: I'm fun. Smolen: And we're going to Disneyworld next year!
#11280
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⚐ Report//Kirk Pd. 1 Funx Kirk: There are 3 things that are true in life... Kirk: Death... Kirk: Life... Kirk: And Ninth Period
#11279
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⚐ Report// Unidentified person plays during rest at orchestra concert Johnny: did you guys happen to hear an anomaly?
#11278
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⚐ ReportRose: ok I will be the alien. Rose: Greetings creatures. I am very intelligent. I don’t know what natural numbers are. I can do fitch style proofs really well.
#11277
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⚐ Report*Jerry Song and Andy and both sniffling* Sean: Both of you are sniffing aggressively. Jerry: Gotta get all of the good stuff.
#11276
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⚐ ReportSean: My last two braincells: One is going "Why you no doctor?" and the other is singing "Never gonna give you up".