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#10733

1111

Aug. 29, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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// Talking about Delaney Glenn: We share a brain sometimes.

#10732

15

Aug. 29, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Glenn: Being an adult is overrated.

#10731

1010

Aug. 29, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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*Schwartz walks into Kaluta’s room, sits in his chair* Schwartz: This is such a comfortable chair! It’s such a shame you guys will never get to experience it!

You need to have a college degree to sit in Kaluta’s chair

schwartz, kaluta

#10730

1111

Aug. 29, 2022, 12:27 p.m.

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Schwartz: I am the anti Schafer in terms of efficiency.

//mod note: he was actually talking about learning names

schafer, schwartz

#10729

1212

Aug. 29, 2022, 7:57 a.m.

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Anderson: Congratulations on your engagement Andy. Anderson: Well you’re a little young to be engaged right now.

#10726

88

June 24, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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//Factoring Camp/summer maths, "I like coffee, but I don't like tea" //playing a game wherein Schwartz says he likes or doesn't like a thing according to a hidden rule, and not his true opinion Schwartz: Seems like we're getting to the "let's mess with Mr Schwartz" part of the game. Schwartz (shortly afterward, responding to student): I do like mass genocide.

"I also like murder and killing, but I don't like death." | he doesn't really like mass genocide don't worry

game, genocide, summer, schwartz

#10725

39

June 21, 2022, 10:15 p.m.

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// Playing cards against humanity Stephen Chen: It's either Karl Marx or the panda. Stephen: Wait they're the same thing.

#10724

37

June 19, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Josh: No, Mr Rose! I'll never abandon you!

#10723

68

June 17, 2022, 3:43 p.m.

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// roberts hands out bags to put over keyboards roberts: gotta bag 'em all! katz: pokebag: pokemon, but you put them in bags. student: that's just kidnapping.

#10722

2527

June 17, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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Katz (entering Rose's empty classroom): Will it ever be "Morbin' time"? Rose: No! It will not.