#10420

1616

April 6, 2022, 1:37 p.m.

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// Talking about natural vs artificial selection Andy: I'm pretty sure humans don't duel for mates. Casey: Not yet.

#10419

19

April 6, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Duval: The ones here are usually the Chinese mantids or Carolina mantids. Johnny: Those don't look Chinese to me.

#10418

1010

April 5, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Subayi: Don't you go to France every weekend, [Student]? Student: No Subayi: Tell the truth!

#10417

1212

April 5, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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Subayi: Listen to classical music, guys. It helps with your intellectual development. //later Subayi (to Katz): Do your parents listen to classical music? Katz: No... Subayi: Did they ever tell you they don't listen to classical music? Maybe they listen to it when you're not at home to see it. //later Subayi (to all): Do any of your parents listen to classical music? Even if they don't, you should listen to it yourself. Your French grades would shoot up.

#10416

1212

April 5, 2022, 4:09 p.m.

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Delaney: If I went to the gym, and I worked out, and I had a baby, I would have a swole baby.

#10415

1214

April 5, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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Andy: The Giver is really dark. Michael Wang: The Giver is really funny! Andy: Care to explain why? Michael: *breaks down giggling*

#10414

1919

April 5, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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// Asher just thought of a clever solution to a math problem Asher: I'm so smart, guys. Leela: Nobody correct him, he's feeling good.

#10413

06

April 4, 2022, 4:44 p.m.

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//using "sus" for "suspended" Roberts: This is music theory. I get that it's also this Among Us thing. Student: I don't know, Ms. Roberts. You sound kinda sus.

#10412

-111

April 4, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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pov schwartz teaching: "GOOD NEWS we get more opportunities to practice our series convergence tests" "BAD NEWS not every problem is doubled, oh well" "the basic comparison test, or the direct comparison test if you'd like to be a HEATHEN" "and that was an amusing plan, but a terrible one" "and this is fine, L = L/4, no problem, L = 0, NOTHING WRONG HERE" "be convinced here, stop me if you're not" *keeps going through proof* "nobody writes jokes in base 13" "there are no numbers other than zero, math is a joke, class is over" *continues teaching anyway* "CONCEPTUALLYYYYYY" five minutes before the bell rings: "WEGOT5MINUTESLETSLEARNTHEENTIRERESTOFTHEUNIT"

#10411

1717

April 4, 2022, 2:58 p.m.

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Rao: Wouldn't it be nice if all of your problems are resolved by summer? Class: They are.