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#10424

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April 6, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: I mean, I get random pains sometimes. (to Schwartz) Do you have that yet? Schwartz: Nope! I hit my toe in a door jam the other day, and that hurts, but it has a cause.

#10422

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April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.

#10421

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April 6, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Duval: Pokémon are not real! *Entire class in shock, anarchy ensues*

#10420

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April 6, 2022, 1:37 p.m.

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// Talking about natural vs artificial selection Andy: I'm pretty sure humans don't duel for mates. Casey: Not yet.

#10419

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April 6, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Duval: The ones here are usually the Chinese mantids or Carolina mantids. Johnny: Those don't look Chinese to me.

#10418

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April 5, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Subayi: Don't you go to France every weekend, [Student]? Student: No Subayi: Tell the truth!

#10417

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April 5, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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Subayi: Listen to classical music, guys. It helps with your intellectual development. //later Subayi (to Katz): Do your parents listen to classical music? Katz: No... Subayi: Did they ever tell you they don't listen to classical music? Maybe they listen to it when you're not at home to see it. //later Subayi (to all): Do any of your parents listen to classical music? Even if they don't, you should listen to it yourself. Your French grades would shoot up.

#10416

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April 5, 2022, 4:09 p.m.

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Delaney: If I went to the gym, and I worked out, and I had a baby, I would have a swole baby.

#10415

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April 5, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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Andy: The Giver is really dark. Michael Wang: The Giver is really funny! Andy: Care to explain why? Michael: *breaks down giggling*

#10414

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April 5, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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// Asher just thought of a clever solution to a math problem Asher: I'm so smart, guys. Leela: Nobody correct him, he's feeling good.