#10118

1616

March 1, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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Chris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.

#10117

1515

March 1, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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Delaney: Look at how I'm able to expend all this energy to maintain this giant plumage, and not get sick. Delaney: Do you see any parasites? There are no parasites. Delaney: Check out how awesome I am.

#10116

1414

March 1, 2022, 4 p.m.

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Caleb: Chloroform is useful for uh...child labor.

#10115

2525

March 1, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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Diego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?

#10114

814

March 1, 2022, 2:49 p.m.

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// Talking about Russia-Ukraine conflict Rao: Please don't advocate death.

#10113

1919

March 1, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: Sometimes my kid randomly yells from upstairs "Pappy, can I have the blue juice?"

#10111

1616

March 1, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Jerry Song: A nut case has a 1 to 1 correspondence with "ball sack".

#10110

-212

March 1, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Talking about tennis tryouts Johnny: Jerry, who's on the team? Jerry Song: Your mom, your dad, and nobody else.

#10109

1016

March 1, 2022, 9:18 a.m.

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Niklas: I like mine black. // awkward pause Niklas: I'm talking about chocolate.

#10108

26

March 1, 2022, 9:01 a.m.

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//SRP, Nacho panicking because Michael stole his phone Sub: How good are you? Nacho: 15?