#9974

913

Feb. 11, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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// Start of class Duval: I moved into my new house on December 26th. // Class starts applauding Duval: My kids are staying with me this weekend. // applause Duval: We're going to make baklava // more applause Duval: And I have 10 toes! // even more applause Andy: This is like in the Soviet Union, where you get sent to the gulag if you stop clapping. // yet more applause, Andy takes a bow

#9973

55

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:58 p.m.

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Andy: I'm a dad at heart. Jerry: No, you're Andy. Andy: Just like Jerry's a dad at heart.

#9972

911

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:46 p.m.

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// NSL skit Johnny: One sunny day, Bob is in the park getting drunk on alcohol.

#9971

28

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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//Mr. Sahu, describing the Sieve of Erastosthenes Sahu: "Prime numbers are like gold."

#9970

3133

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.

#9969

3737

Feb. 11, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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Rose: what are the stages of grief again? Denial, acceptance... anger comes after acceptance, right?

#9968

2929

Feb. 11, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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*mr rose's wife walking behind him and cussing* rose: "you know the class can hear you, right?" his wife: "hi class." rose: "my wife's dropping f bombs down the hall. "

#9967

2424

Feb. 11, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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//rose's daughter tries to interrupt his teaching rose: "well we're just... doing math right now." rose's daughter: "I LIKE MATH"

#9966

1113

Feb. 11, 2022, 8:51 a.m.

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//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"

#9965

1012

Feb. 11, 2022, 8:44 a.m.

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rose: "you do your homework isak?" isak: "yes." rose: "really?" isak: "maybe." ros: "liarrrr!"