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#9868
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⚐ Report// Qbowl practice, Andy shows up late Hui: Did you go where I think you went? Andy: Apparently so. Hui: Nerd. Andy: No, I went to Schwartz and the weight room. Hui: That's literally worse, *nerd*.
#9867
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⚐ ReportEvan Wang: If you can’t turn you assignments in on time, how do you expect to raise children?
#9866
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: So we have this symbol on one side, this symbol on the other side! So we need to swing them on to the same side! Schwartz: We call this...swingy swingy!
#9865
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⚐ ReportKyei: wait, there's no school tomorrow? What the heck? Students: it's a professional day Kyei: but the quarter just started! Students: I think it's *really* for Chinese new year Kyei: ...oh yeahhhhh, I DO celebrate Chinese New year!...
#9864
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1, Schwartz wrote something incorrect on the board Schwartz: Are we satisfied now? Whole class: No! Schwartz: What did I screw up this time?
#9862
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. Schwartz breaks down again Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember those days too.
#9861
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote Andy: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost! // Later Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything. Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset. Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct) Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has.
#9860
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⚐ Report// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.
#9859
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⚐ Report// Anal 1B video Kirk: So why the heck do we integrate? Kirk: ...Reason number 1: it makes you smart. Kirk: Reason number 2: it staves off Alzheimers. Kirk: Reason number 3: It's fun!