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#9662
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: It has four problems ... but really, it's more, because one of them has four parts. Schwartz: Fooled you! You think it's four problems -- but it's me, Dio!
#9661
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1, Schwartz keeps missing dad jokes Schwartz, muttering to himself: y?? Because we need it! Schwartz: GAH
#9659
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⚐ Report// Volume of disks, analysis 1 Schwartz: And then you take the double integral- *Class in visible confusion* Schwartz: Wait, wrong class.
#9658
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.
#9655
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⚐ ReportRose: Was this useful, I don't know, but I convinced my wife this was a practical investment and not wasting our family's money on pretty shapes.
#9654
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⚐ Report//Students came to our bio class telling everyone to go to stem arts night, the unnamed student was in that group. Student: You should go to stem arts night Diego: I had a dream about stem arts night Student: Then you should definitely go! Diego: It was a nightmare Student: oh
#9653
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⚐ Report*Rose trying to figure out what's going on in his own class* Rose: I am going to cry Rose: Oh I have it on my phone Rose *in a singing voice*: I am not going to cry
#9652
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⚐ ReportSudhish: WHAT? YOU NEED THREE BODY PARAGRAPHS? *viciously pounds desk 3 times* // Some students go to help Sudhish out Rao: I think Sudhish can figure this out himself.
#9651
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⚐ ReportRao: They're really targetting 10th graders for club recruitment. // Later Silver Chips and BNC come at the same time to advertise