#9588

2022

Dec. 10, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// A group was doing jetpunk during Mr. Kyei's breakfast club and Armand yelled out "Virgin Islands" as a potential answer Isak: Virgin Islands, isn't that where you're from Armand? Diego: Yeah, he lived there until he was 13 when he slept with your mom, at which point he moved here.

#9587

1818

Dec. 10, 2021, 11:29 a.m.

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Christopher: *walks up to Street with a (minor) burn on his arm* Street: got an injury? Nice!!

#9586

1313

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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Gabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!

#9585

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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Gabaree: So if you're into women—who are like, running corporations and stuff—

#9584

1517

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:05 a.m.

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Subayi: [Student], why are you on your phone? Do you have a girlfriend right now? You do know she's probably with somebody else now, right? You guys are so desperate...

#9583

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:58 a.m.

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Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.

#9582

1515

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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Subayi: Take that crap off! You act as though you've never had headphones before. What, do you not have headphones in Sierra Leone? Student: We do. Subayi: You don't, I've just been there. I bought like 30 pairs of headphones and just gave them away. Have you ever been there? Student: No. Subayi: You need to go, get a taste of the motherland. You'll come back a saint. You'll wake up and there will be no food, and you'll be thinking, "Wow, I wish I was back in the US right now!"

#9581

1313

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio, duval is explaining why she couldn’t become a veterinarian duval: lo and behold, you know what i don’t have to do here? euthanize any of you! look, a full classroom of non-euthanized students!

#9580

2121

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:21 a.m.

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// Pd 1 ESS discussing rocks Lodal: Alright, so the fine-grained felsic rock, and I don't think any of you know what this is. I'll give you a hint, it starts with an R- The entire class simultaneously: ROCK

#9579

2424

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!