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⚐ Report//Reading directions for schoolwide survey Lodal, angrily: "Read the directions in a natural tone of voice!!"
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⚐ Report//Ranting about messy handwriting on the whiteboard Rose: You have to pretend like you're better than you actually are. Like Hollywood.
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⚐ Report//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?
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⚐ Report//Answering a question Rose: You can read the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy. You get 5 minutes of pleasure for 1 minute of reading. //Later Rose: I do not recommend reading Kant's original works. You get 0.01 minutes of pleasure for 1 minute of reading.
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⚐ Report//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.
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⚐ Report//Noah, Reynald, Ryan, and Steven satirizing plans to defeat ISIS Reynald: You know we can just like revive the Knights Templar Noah: Yeah! Let's turn "IS - IS" into "WAS - WAS"
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⚐ ReportVickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”
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⚐ Report//7th Duval //Both Gonzalez and Duval are in 363 Yash: Ms. Gonzalez- wait- no- Duval: Did you just call me Ms. Gonzalez?! Gonzalez: If she was my mom, I would not be working here- I would work somewhere very, very, far away.