#6069

-22

Oct. 21, 2016, 1:40 p.m.

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//Japanese class after a kanji quiz Anthony: Hey, hey, what did Zoll-sensei say about the kid who forgot how to write 室 on the kanji quiz? Random kid: I dunno, what? Anthony: No shitsu given!

#6068

1010

Oct. 20, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

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//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.

#6067

1418

Oct. 19, 2016, 11:12 p.m.

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// Talking about points of inflection in Analysis 1 Rose: And up until the point of inflection things are getting better and getting better faster, but then, oh no! We get to the inflection point and now things are still getting better, but they are getting better slower. Ryan: Like when the UN shows up in a 3rd world country. Rose: And then we get better slower and slower until we reach the local max, where things are the best, but about to get bad. Ryan: Like when the UN calls the Marines. Rose: And then we get worse faster and faster, and then our function is negative and we cry. Ryan: Like when the media shows up.

#6066

77

Oct. 19, 2016, 10:31 p.m.

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// Watching Presidential debate Anon: He's not the messiah, he's a very bad hombre.

#6065

-13

Oct. 19, 2016, 7:13 a.m.

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//7AM on the morning of the PSAT Bus driver: Text your friends or teachers and tell them you're gonna be late 'cause a vehicle caught on fire on 270.

#6063

1919

Oct. 17, 2016, 7:44 p.m.

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Noah K.: I think I'll stop playing games and actually do some work now. David Wu: Oh... Noah K.: Wait no, I just said that because my parents were near me.

#6062

812

Oct. 17, 2016, 8:31 a.m.

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Stein: Donald Trump ruined my class. We're modeling whether the sun will come up.

#6061

44

Oct. 15, 2016, 11:28 p.m.

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//Watching the Joy Luck Club movie; Lindo Jong is criticizing Rich Stav: If Pham and Lindo had children, they would lay waste to everyone.

#6059

77

Oct. 14, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

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//Pd 9 AP NSL Talking about news broadcasts Gabaree: How do you watch all of those old people ads? How many Viagra ads can you watch? The fit old guys don't need that, only fat old guys that have low circulation. Not really, but sort of.

#6058

3131

Oct. 14, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 class is being loud Rose: You guys need to chill, this is a class of like sixteen people, and I'm constantly screaming. I think I have a new catchphrase, "Shut up, Anson." // Later, Rose is erasing something from the whiteboard Ryan: You missed a spot Rose: Shut up, Anson. // Later, JoDey's table is being loud Anson: Shut up, Anson!