#5876

55

April 12, 2016, 9:56 a.m.

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Klein: What's the use of half a child -- other than as a doorstop.

#5874

1010

April 6, 2016, 5:35 p.m.

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//After Simon hands in unit test Giles: Simon, you do know that rounding to the nearest thousandth doesn't mean a thousand digts, right? Simon: Oh.

#5873

77

April 6, 2016, 5:34 p.m.

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//During spoon game, Andrew is wearing a rice farmer hat and fake mustache for the safety, while working on Chem R&E during lunch. Street: You do know that you're supporting every single Asian stereotype right now, right?

#5872

4446

April 6, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Class before a lab in freshman magnet chemistry Lodal: Don't forget to do the prelab writeup. Sally: What if hypothetically someone lost their journal? Lodal: Then hypothetically they would have to buy a new one. Sally: What if hypothetically they couldn't get one by tomorrow? Lodal: Then steal one. Sally: What if hypothetically they have morals? Lodal: Then steal one from Katheryn.

#5871

66

April 5, 2016, 8:19 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham tries to get someone else to read a buret from his demonstration Pham: You can't see!? Go home, drink 3 pounds of carrot!

#5870

22

April 4, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

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//While presenting on Walt Whitman in English class, Anna mentions that he was criticized by a man named John Peter Wesley Anna: But in the end, it all worked out for him, because he has a high school named after him. I don't see a John Peter Wesley High School anywhere.

#5869

77

April 4, 2016, 4:21 p.m.

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//Talking about housing and rich kids Pham: You know what $150,000 gets you in Montgomery County? A box! You get to live in a box!

#5866

1115

March 23, 2016, 11:11 p.m.

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//Pham talking about lab notebooks Pham: What this word I'm looking for? The more politically correct one. Anson: Fabricating? Pham: You can say that, but I was trying to say BS. Noah: You could've just said Boron monosulfide

#5865

88

March 23, 2016, 8:36 p.m.

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Rohit: So Simon, are you going to browse reddit all spring break? Simon: Of course I am! Rohit: But Why? //Mr.Street walks by Mr. Street: Why wouldn't you browse reddit all spring break?

#5864

22

March 21, 2016, 1:54 p.m.

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Noah Levine: I studied Robby Fleischman over the summer.