#10017

1921

Feb. 17, 2022, 1 p.m.

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//Birthday Speech of Booyya Berhane, Transcribed by Jason Liu "February 17th, 2004, 7 pm, Holy Cross Hospital. There are an uncountable amount of stars in the sky, and on one night, they all aligned, and that was the night I was born. Now I’m not a narcissist, but I have to recognize that I’m one of the greatest human beings ever born. Amen! And being gifted by the heavens, by my friends, by my environment, has really taught me something. Do you know what it taught me? It taught me every single one of you is valuable. But none of you is more valuable than [sic] me. Think of it. This is the zero value point. I’m like up here, this is a limit. You guys are somewhere around here. Thank you for listening guys. You are all valuable in your own ways. Have a wonderful day everybody."

#10016

1212

Feb. 17, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: You’re never too young to commit arson!

#10015

2626

Feb. 17, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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//Pd.9 FoT Street: "I liked getting married so much, I did it twice."

#10014

1214

Feb. 17, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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// Vice assembly for inventor Karen: We have the same size nuts. // Later Karen: I just need to get my other nut in and I'm done!

#10013

77

Feb. 17, 2022, 10:39 a.m.

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Subayi, totally randomly: Let me see if I can get my sister on the phone. She lives in Paris. I'll get her number, we can have a short conversation. You guys can tell me what we talked about.

#10012

66

Feb. 17, 2022, 10:20 a.m.

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Subayi: You ride the bus to school, unless you ride a Mercedes. I had a Mercedes in another life, but in this one I have to bike to school.

#10011

-210

Feb. 17, 2022, 9:43 a.m.

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// Analysis 1ab class Sudhish(talking about the electric stapler): Push it like you’re pushing out a baby. // Learning about diffeqs Schwartz: We will be avoiding trig like the plague.

#10010

812

Feb. 17, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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Roberts: I'm going to turn on Infoflow, but first we need to stop the Turkish Marching.

#10009

1016

Feb. 17, 2022, 8:19 a.m.

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//Analysis 1A Uriel: What do you have against Virginia? Rose: Y'know. They're down there.

#10008

2022

Feb. 17, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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Kyei: come to breakfast club tomorrow, it's black history month Kyei: I'm a black teacher, so if you don't come, you're racist Kyei: if you're not racist I'll see you tomorrow, if you are racist I'll see you on Monday