#5363

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Jan. 22, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//After discussing the boring sheet, Applied Stat Mr. Stein: "Any questions?" Saloni: "Are there any tissues?" Mr. Stein: "There are no tissues in this room, but we do have dri-erase markers. They're all purple though."

#5362

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Jan. 22, 2015, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: "You only have to take 3 courses in high school. You have to take health, because you don't want to get sexually transmitted diseases. You have to take NSL, because you have to vote. And you have to take Stat, because then you could tell which candidates are lying!"

#5361

1836

Jan. 22, 2015, 2:57 p.m.

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Student 1: F=ma was difficult. Student 2: F=MA? F equals my a**!!!

#5356

612

Jan. 13, 2015, 8:20 p.m.

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// After the Fowler final Ramu: Algorithms and Data Structures final? What's that? I only remember taking a Recursion final today.

#5355

13

Jan. 12, 2015, 11:14 p.m.

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"Ms. Roebens' hairline look like a normal curve"

#5354

66

Jan. 12, 2015, 10:22 p.m.

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//It is the end of the semester in Comp religion and the last day of class Ben Holland: Mr. Whitacre, I just wanted to say thank you so much for teaching this class, I feel like we all got a lot out of it. Whitacre: ehhh... //Whitacre turns around and starts to walk away, but then spins around and attempts to kick Ben Holland in the face.

#5353

1717

Jan. 10, 2015, 10:32 p.m.

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//Robotics Kinjal: Has build season started yet? Davis: "Has build season started yet?" What kind of a question is that? Where have you been? It's like asking a woman if she's pregnant--you just don't say that!

#5352

3333

Jan. 9, 2015, 11:55 p.m.

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//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph. Student: There's no point in doing a graph. Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.

#5351

1214

Jan. 9, 2015, 7 p.m.

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//Freshman Physics discussing what will happen if we leave school grounds on exam day. Student: Will the security guards be there watching us? Davis: Yes. They will be out there watching if you're leaving the grounds. Student: Will they have weapons with them, too? //Davis gives a disapproving look. Davis, sarcastically: Yes. The armory is up on the fourth floor with the pool.

#5350

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Jan. 8, 2015, 11:07 p.m.

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Shriyash: Windows is actually a really shit OS, with only one redeeming feature. It's like a giant turd wearing a little gold crown labeled "Executable Files".