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#5222

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Oct. 15, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone done copying down the questions?" (Loosely uniform "yes" from most of the class) Alex Mel.: "No" Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone that I care about done copying down the questions?"

#5219

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Oct. 14, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

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// Rose gives some papers to a student Rose: Give these to Schafer, Bosse, Lodal, and Pham. // As student is closing the door to leave Rose: Oh, and tell Pham to actually do it.

#5217

1010

Oct. 14, 2014, 9:20 a.m.

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// Announcements about the PSAT Norton: MCPS be like, yo dawg, I heard you like practice SATs, so I gave you a practice packet so you can practice while you practice.

#5216

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Oct. 12, 2014, 6:52 p.m.

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Mogge: You guys are so smart, I want to take you home with me... //after a five second pause Mogge: Not really, that would be weird. //A couple minutes later Mogge: Actually, what I need is to take you to my 8th period, not home with me.

That initial pause felt really long

world, mogge

#5215

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Oct. 10, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

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\\Mr. Street walks into Pd. 3 POE Student: "Ooh! Mr. Street, would you like to participate in LoveScope?" Mr. Kaluta: "He's married!" \\Mr. Street has a strange expression and leaves Mr. Kaluta: "But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to participate"

#5214

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Oct. 8, 2014, 6:45 p.m.

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Lodal: I have no problem making up blatantly false information to pass along in Earth Science every once in awhile. So when you get to another teachers' class, they're like, "What??"

#5213

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Oct. 8, 2014, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So what do you do when it doesn't factor? //silence Mr. Rose: You cry. And then you do the quadratic formula.

#5212

1010

Oct. 8, 2014, 12:08 p.m.

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Norton: Class, the reason we didn't have a lecture today is that I don't understand this stuff myself. So if anyone knows the material, feel free to come up here and explain it.

#5211

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Oct. 7, 2014, 6:29 p.m.

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Student: Sra. Bodin? Cuadrado: Sra. Bodin? No soy Sra. Bodin. Yo soy más guapa! (I'm not Sra. Bodin. I am better looking!) //class laughs Cuadrado: Es cierto o falso, Calvin? (True or false, Calvin?) Calvin: Uhh... //awkward silence

#5210

1010

Oct. 5, 2014, 1:47 p.m.

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Schafer: Then, we'll give up all hope and do math.