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#5222
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⚐ ReportMr. Whitacre: "Is everyone done copying down the questions?" (Loosely uniform "yes" from most of the class) Alex Mel.: "No" Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone that I care about done copying down the questions?"
#5219
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⚐ Report// Rose gives some papers to a student Rose: Give these to Schafer, Bosse, Lodal, and Pham. // As student is closing the door to leave Rose: Oh, and tell Pham to actually do it.
#5217
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⚐ Report// Announcements about the PSAT Norton: MCPS be like, yo dawg, I heard you like practice SATs, so I gave you a practice packet so you can practice while you practice.
#5216
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⚐ ReportMogge: You guys are so smart, I want to take you home with me... //after a five second pause Mogge: Not really, that would be weird. //A couple minutes later Mogge: Actually, what I need is to take you to my 8th period, not home with me.
#5215
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⚐ Report\\Mr. Street walks into Pd. 3 POE Student: "Ooh! Mr. Street, would you like to participate in LoveScope?" Mr. Kaluta: "He's married!" \\Mr. Street has a strange expression and leaves Mr. Kaluta: "But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to participate"
#5214
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⚐ ReportLodal: I have no problem making up blatantly false information to pass along in Earth Science every once in awhile. So when you get to another teachers' class, they're like, "What??"
#5213
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: So what do you do when it doesn't factor? //silence Mr. Rose: You cry. And then you do the quadratic formula.
#5212
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⚐ ReportNorton: Class, the reason we didn't have a lecture today is that I don't understand this stuff myself. So if anyone knows the material, feel free to come up here and explain it.
#5211
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⚐ ReportStudent: Sra. Bodin? Cuadrado: Sra. Bodin? No soy Sra. Bodin. Yo soy más guapa! (I'm not Sra. Bodin. I am better looking!) //class laughs Cuadrado: Es cierto o falso, Calvin? (True or false, Calvin?) Calvin: Uhh... //awkward silence