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#4535
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⚐ ReportAlex B.: (Reading off of Renay Johnson's Twitter) Thank you for mathematically challenging our students - Saurav: (Cuts him off) I agree, we are mathematically challenged everyday
#4534
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⚐ Report//Discussing presidential power in the late 20th century in US history Manuel: I actually met Bill Clinton once. Student: Did you shake his hand? Manuel: Yeah, I actually did. You know, even after I had introduced him to my husband, he didn't want to let go.
#4533
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⚐ ReportAlex: Mr. Pham seems to think we have nothing to do but chemistry. Isaac: Do you? Alex: That's besides the point.
#4532
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⚐ ReportTeddy: Mr. Rose, I have to leave now. Rose: Aw man, why? Teddy: I have a doctor's appointment. Rose: To get your brain fixed?
#4531
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⚐ ReportRose: You stretch out the sigma, and it turns into this S-thingy. In fact, sigma is the Greek S. Then you make this delta into a d... Teddy: So you translated from Greek to English? Rose: Pretty much.
#4530
2020
⚐ ReportRose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?
#4526
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⚐ Report//Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...
#4525
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⚐ Report//Announcement to class Schafer: Remember to buy Puzzlepalooza shirts! Sankar: Will they be huge?
#4524
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⚐ Report//Introducing NJ v. T-Lo in NSL Freeman: This girl named T-Lo was caught smoking. And for you guys out there, I mean cigarettes.