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#4303

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Nov. 14, 2012, 4:37 p.m.

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// Analyzing portrayals of Helen in English Klein: So I am going to ask for a higher level of maturity... And for the boys to keep their hands above the desk.

#4302

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Nov. 13, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?

#4301

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Nov. 13, 2012, 10:33 a.m.

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Laura: You know when you go home and start blasting eighties music and start dancing around? Katie: No I really don't...

#4300

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Nov. 13, 2012, 7:40 a.m.

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//Waiting at Wootton at 7:33 because the bus just never showed up Harrison Zheng: You know what? I'm just gonna call my mom for a ride because I kinda have to go to school today... //Everyone laughs

#4299

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Nov. 12, 2012, 4:30 p.m.

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Clay: This morning I received tragic news...Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up! Can we all have a moment of silence?

#4298

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Nov. 12, 2012, 2:34 p.m.

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Conor Brennan: (talking about donating blood) Be sure to always give 100%.

#4296

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Nov. 12, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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Pham: I get fish this weekend. I put it in a cup of water. You know what happen? It die!

#4295

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Nov. 12, 2012, 7:48 a.m.

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// In ModSim, class is in lab Pham: Everybody look up! // Class all looks at ceiling Pham: No, look at me. See that box over there of food? It is empty. If you guys all bring in 10 items of food by tomorrow... Class: Ten items, by tomorrow??? Pham: You know I being sarcastic, right? You don't have to bring in 10, you can bring in 20.

#4293

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Nov. 9, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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//Alex Woo draws PSY from Gangnam Style as Captain Zero for Analysis 1B. Stein is presenting everyone's artwork and holds Alex's up. Stein: So here we have Alex Woo's nice picture... //He stares at it for a few seconds Stein: ...Alex, did you draw Kim Jong Il?

#4292

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Nov. 8, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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Student (to Whitacre): Good morning. Whitacre: That's what you think.

Several students have fallen into this trap.

whitacre, pbe