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#4271

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Oct. 22, 2012, 9:35 p.m.

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Klein: So a couple students were asking me about the origin of the term pep rally, and after some research I figured it out. See, it comes from the word pepper, and peppers contain capsaicin, which really hurts when you put it in your eye. So it came from the idea that pep rallies are about as enjoyable as putting capsaicin in your eye.

#4270

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Oct. 22, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

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//Class listens to song, John is dancing Moose: Hey John, what did you do with all of that money? John: What money? Moose: All the money that your parents spent on your dancing lessons!

#4269

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Oct. 22, 2012, 3:57 p.m.

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Rose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...

#4257

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Oct. 17, 2012, 12:52 a.m.

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//Jeremy and Loomis are having a discussion on Neocon beliefs in SRP //Jeremy is talking about his change in views Jeremy: So yeah, Neel here turned me on to Polygamy. Neel: Wow, you really need to rephrase stuff in a better way

by "turned me on to Polygamy" he means that he realised that he supports Polygamy just like he supports Gay Marriage, etc.

jeremy, neel, loomis

#4256

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Oct. 16, 2012, 9:29 p.m.

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//In Ravilious, discussing Xenophon, the Greek historian. Katelin: What does Xenophon mean? Avikar: Well Xeno means foreign, and phone is like sound, so if we combine them we see that his name was foreign sounding.

#4255

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Oct. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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//Stein is introducing probability in stat Stein: So we have two words for this. I refer to this situation as A and B being "mutually exclusive." But the book, I believe, calls it "disjoint." But I sorta thought that's what potheads try to give you, you know? Disjoint? //Class laughs Stein: That was inappropriate. I apologize. //Laughter continues Stein: You know, on second thought, I should've told that joke. You guys like that more.

He had told the "what did zero say to eight - nice belt" joke earlier in class to get data on reactions for the probability lesson.

stat, stein, disjoint, probability

#4253

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Oct. 15, 2012, 9:15 p.m.

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//After mock presidential debate. Everyone voted, and Harrison and Peter are the top two. Freeman: Congratulations, Peter Ho! Peter: YES! OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!!!!!!!! YES!!! Freeman: On second place. I love doing that.

#4249

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Oct. 11, 2012, 11:34 p.m.

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//During marching band field practice Puck: ADAM! COME OVER HERE NOW! Adam: Do you need help? Puck: Yes! //Adam goes to Puck Adam: What's up? Puck: I have a question about my drill. Adam: Alright. Puck: So you know pita bread, right? I was thinking that you take some nice warm fresh pita, okay? And then put some falafel AND schwarma meat on that biznitch, and then put some lettuce and onions and lots of that tahini and tabbouleh stuff. And then, you know that wax paper they have at Santucci's? Yeah. Wrap it up in one of those. Adam: ... Puck: Sorry. Did you have a question about my drill?

#4248

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Oct. 11, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.

#4247

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Oct. 11, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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Anderson: (asking the students to answer a question at the end of class) I want you to think... //Bell rings, students starts getting up Anderson: Oh, oh no, oh HELLLLLLL no!