#4134

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May 15, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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//Milo says yes to Stein's follow Stein: Go over there. //Stein's phone rings Stein: Look, that's the police. //Stein picks up the phone Stein: Yes I know he didn't follow one of my 2 rules. Stein: ... oh, it's a wrong number.

#4133

1515

May 9, 2012, 9:04 a.m.

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// Emma is sitting in Ms. Roberts's chair Ms. Roberts: Hey, Ms. Roberts. How's it going? Emma: Nerdy. Roberts: Oh, I see how it is.

#4132

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May 8, 2012, 4:09 p.m.

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//In Lang, Adam shows Ms. Gross a picture of shirtless Mark Twain that he had taken for a joke Gross: Oh my GOD. Adam: Stunning, right? Gross: Yeah... I dunno if I can sleep tonight. At least you know he was rich now though. Adam: What? Gross: Hairy chest equals rich man. //Hailey is staring questioningly at this conversation Gross: What? It's true. Look at you. Barechested and broke. //Gross looks down her shirt Gross: LOOK AT MY BROKE ASS! No chest hair! Although I see some money coming in the near future... I've had a long day guys.

#4131

48

May 8, 2012, 8:53 a.m.

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Mike: The Jewish pope said... //Whole class starts cracking up

#4130

77

May 7, 2012, 9:33 p.m.

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Klein: If it's not about the vomit, I'm not interested.

#4129

1515

May 7, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Rose asks Henok a question Henok: Wait...so like, 1/2. Wait, 1/4. Um...1/2! Neil Dalal: You sound like Hannah He.

#4128

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May 7, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//3rd period Rose, a certain portion of the room has issues with talking Rose: So Patrick, you can go stand out in the hall for three minutes, and when you come back in, take someone else out. Like Ashu. And then Ashu, take Neil out. And then we'll just keep rotating people out for the rest of class. Maybe then, that side of the class can be quiet... Hannah He: Wait. Who, us? Neil Dalal: We're so quiet!

#4127

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May 7, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

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//During InfoFlow in Functions InfoFlow: Remember, this week is teacher appreciation week...remember to thank your teacher. Students: Thank you Mr. Rose!! Rose: Words have no meaning. I want dumplings!!!

#4126

-1014

May 7, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

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//During lunch while trying to fix Paul's headphones... Alex: Don't wiggle it, you asshole! Paul: You can't just not wiggle it. Alex: That's what she said...

#4125

44

May 6, 2012, 10:19 p.m.

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//Explaining why books in English class are depressing Gibboney: Most great writers are hermetic alcoholics.