#3972

99

Feb. 16, 2012, 12:02 p.m.

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Pigrom: You know what I gave to my wife on Valentine's Day? I let her keep my last name.

#3969

810

Feb. 15, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//In ESS, talking about good TV shows Alex W.: Hey, Mr. Lodal, do you like the Big Bang Theory? Lodal: Yeah.... yeah, thats a pretty good show. Alex W.: WHAT!?! That show sucks!! Lodal: ...you suck.

#3968

04

Feb. 15, 2012, 8:47 p.m.

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//In 4th pd ADSB, someone wrote something on white board, and then, thinking it was wrong, erased it, and then realized it was right Hannah Tsai: CONTROL Z!!! //Later, a similar thing happens Class: CONTROL Z!!!

#3965

1016

Feb. 15, 2012, 6:28 p.m.

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//To justify why Sam should answer Jenny's phamistry question Barnhard: Sam, you know everything! You're brilliant! Zbarsky: I think you're confusing me with God.

#3964

99

Feb. 15, 2012, 2:27 p.m.

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Henok: When in doubt, bullshit it out.

#3963

616

Feb. 15, 2012, 1:51 p.m.

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//Michael Katz gets his chessboard working in ADSB for Knights Tour Michael Katz: Look Radina! Look what I did! Radina: That's so nice, you're such a cute little nerd. You're going to be way more successful than all of us in life, and you'll definitely get laid.

#3961

484536

Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.

#3960

77

Feb. 14, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

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Person on Loud Speaker: Mr Bustillos? Bustillos: Yes? Person on Loud Speaker: Could you send Becca down to the office to go home early? Bustillos: NO! Person on Loud Speaker: (Hangs up)

#3959

010

Feb. 14, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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Evan (eating a cupcake): Wow, this is the messiest thing I've done in like, 48 hours.

#3958

88

Feb. 14, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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Thomas: May you have short T-Rex arms and never masturbate.