#3850

66

Dec. 12, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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Honigsberg: I'm the hater here.

#3849

66

Dec. 12, 2011, 9:23 p.m.

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Student: So if the person's title counts as their first name, Ms.Dvorsky, King George would come before Queen George?

#3847

55

Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Rose: Now we are going to perform this piece of algebra with no vegetable analogue.

#3846

1212

Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Sebastian: That's what I was going to say, you just didn't call on me because you don't like me! Rose: True and... true.

#3844

2424

Dec. 9, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Jason tells a blonde joke Billings: You don't tell a blonde dumb blonde jokes! Thomas: Then she won't get them.

#3843

1717

Dec. 8, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

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//During Sci-Bowl Prax, after a quantum question Hyun: Oh, I thought you said cow-on or something. Viju: Tau-on, not cow-on. Rebecca: That's where muons come from.

#3842

66

Dec. 8, 2011, 6:50 p.m.

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//while discussing Circle class in ADSA Alex Woo: ... and so the perimeter... Class: Circumference, not perimeter! Alex: What's the difference? Neil Dalal: [Teacher] will kill you!

#3841

66

Dec. 8, 2011, 7:46 a.m.

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//In POE 9th period, Kaluta is standing and talking in front of his desk. There is a soda bottle placed precariously near the edge. Viju: Watch out Mr. Kaluta, you're gonna knock over your seven-up Kaluta: You're right. //Proceeds to knock it over on purpose. The cap breaks and it shoots across the room. Kaluta: Yeahhh... I probably shouldn't have been shaking that up.

#3840

1919

Dec. 7, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Class, this is how you win a debate: scream the following: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#3839

1012

Dec. 7, 2011, 9:59 p.m.

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//AP English class discussing Native Son Tony Liang: Well, there's this stereotype that black people have. Like, my mom doesn't like black people for 'these stereotypes'. Class: WOAHHH WHATTT!! //class continues heated discussion Issac Friend: Just so you guys know, my mom likes black people. //Class laughs Anderson: That has to be in the top 10 moments of my career thus far.