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⚐ ReportMoose: Hold up your questions. If you don't have them, you have to take your punishment like a man. Or a woman. Evan: Can we choose?
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⚐ ReportRoberts: So I call those attractive notes "magnetic tones" because they're attractive! //Julian bursts out laughing Roberts: I just, you know, I WANT those notes. Emma (aside): She's horny for those notes.
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⚐ Report//It's the week before Thanksgiving. Whitacre: Because of the great American holiday coming up - the one where we celebrate the destruction of an entire culture and mass genocide, we're going to be watching a movie about one of the greatest Americans out there. Student: Captain America? Whitacre: Yep!
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⚐ ReportRaanan: I can't do the splits anymore. //Raanan pretends to cry Jacob Kirkendall: Welcome to manhood!
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⚐ ReportTaken from edline, the Precal C homework reads: "...I posted a file in the Unit 3 folder which gives a nice introduction to mathematical induction. It elaborates on what we talked about today in class. Unfortunately, it's from some kind of grad school math or comp sci class, so 90% will be completely over your head. So read until you're completely lost and then go a little further and then stop."
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⚐ Report//In comparative religions as some kids are leaving early Whitacre (sarcastically): Remember! God is with you!
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⚐ Report//Tatyana needs a change of clothes after a chem lab accident Eva: Oh, you can have my shirt if you want. I NEED my pants, though.
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⚐ Report//In POE Mitchell: These computers are horrendously slow. Eli: Watching these computers load a page is like watching grass... trying to load a page.
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⚐ Report//Templin is subbing in jazz band Templin: Now, saxes, any half step key change is important. This one especially. In this instance, you can either stand there and knock their socks off, or you can stand there with your pants at your socks. //Class laughs confusedly Jack: Who says you can't do both?