#3742

1313

Nov. 4, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//Silver Chips. Late Friday.  Paul B. Ellis is copy, editing, and reading from a story. Paul B. Ellis: There is something wrong here.  "Students for Global Responsibility is planning an AIDS promotion day."  Can you really promote AIDS?

#3741

08

Nov. 4, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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Paul B. Ellis: That's how trees insult each other, "You're a half tree! You're not a whole tree - you're part shrub, or bush!"

#3740

3640

Nov. 3, 2011, 11:40 a.m.

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Street: Be sure to clean up the counter when you leave! I am NOT your mother! Thank goodness I'm not. You would all be some ugly babies if I were.

#3739

1618

Nov. 2, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: You know how in crossfire they are allowed to say, "Please allow me to finish answering you question?" Student: Yes... Patrick Shan: If they ever do that I'm gonna say "I'mma let you finish! But..."

#3738

1010

Nov. 2, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Donaldson: So the star's pulsating is constant. Sort of like a heartbeat. Well, except for fluctuations during exercise...or passion...

#3737

1616

Nov. 2, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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//A taste of college physics Professor (speaks and writes on board): Reality is 3-D. //Professor pauses and writes "at least" before "3D" Professor: That gives you a loophole big enough to drive a string theorist through.

#3736

66

Nov. 2, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Klein: God! Kids are too smart these days. I can't use words like "Next to..." anymore. I have to say "adjacent".

#3735

99

Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#3734

1717

Nov. 2, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//About to start the movie Thunderheart Whitacre: Well, there's some cursing and violence, but nothing you haven't seen in Blair's hallways. //Opening of movie is an Native American man getting shot multiple times Student: Yep, because we've all seen that in the hallways..

#3733

117

Nov. 2, 2011, 4:53 p.m.

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//M-E is extremely hyper Robert: OK, so who gave her sugar today???