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#3732

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Nov. 2, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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M-E: I felt like a duck yesterday... Lizzy and Stephanie: What!?

#3731

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Nov. 1, 2011, 10:01 p.m.

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Fowler: So, class, I have a bit of a terrible confession to make...I've fallen a little bit in love with Rihanna.

if there was a worse confession I never heard one

fowler, rihanna

#3729

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Oct. 30, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!

#3728

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Oct. 30, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Bob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.

#3727

55

Oct. 30, 2011, 1:53 p.m.

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Thomas: It won't burn you if you juggle it.

#3726

99

Oct. 29, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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//Mitchell insults Person 1 for missing a layup Mitchell: Eff your layups! Person 1: Eff your mom! Mitchell: That's gross... Person 1: Yeah, MRS. GROSS!

#3725

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Oct. 29, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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Stein: 12 is like infinity right?

#3724

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Oct. 29, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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Stein: Using all those decimals makes me feel smart.

#3723

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Oct. 29, 2011, 12:33 p.m.

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Rose: I just want to see Libby smash it in some white girl's face...

#3722

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Oct. 28, 2011, 10:13 p.m.

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//Student sees Demma carrying wilted flowers in hallway Student: Demma, what are those from? //Demma pauses to study flowers and contemplate an answer Demma: OVARIES! //Demma walks out without explaining

Apparently his class was dissecting the flowers to study their reproductive systems

ap_bio, ovaries, demma