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⚐ ReportDylan: Ms. Smolen, did you just assume that I was single? Dylan: Well you are absolutely right!
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⚐ ReportGlenn: To get me to stop using my pacifier, my mom just threw them away and said that Oscar the Grouch ate them. Glenn: And I had a hatred, a hatred for Sesame Street. Glenn: Anyways, robots.
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⚐ ReportKlees: How is Wallops planning going? Glenn: It's...happening. Glenn: Schwartz had to come into the building today for the meeting. Glenn: Good thing he came or else he wouldn't have seen Sahu get rickrolled.
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⚐ ReportMrs. Stelzner: Innovation is great and helpful! Stelzner: Today we are talking about trusted adults //Stelzner holds up fingers as if it were a camera frame Stelzner: I'm a trusted adult!
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⚐ Report//Quantum physics Eva *reaching for sour patch*: "I need high." Eva, a few seconds later: "I should bite the head off first that's how you prevent pain." *starts laughing maniacally*