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#11213
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⚐ Report// Smolen wants us to dance while performing Victor: I don’t consent to that! Smolen: Well, I’m making you!
#11212
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⚐ Report// Hammond walks into AP World Klees: I knew Hammond was gonna come. Klees: I knew he was gonna track me down.
#11211
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: What are we gonna do in class today? Andy: Absolutely nothing! Jerry: Good! Like true AP world scholars!
#11210
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: We're just completing the square to find the vertex of a parabola. Schwartz: You've been doing this since you were, like, 7, or whenever you took Algebra.
#11209
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⚐ Report// f_x h + f_y k Schwartz: I want to give this expression a name. What should we name this expression? Student 1: Kevin Student 2: Kevin Junior Schwartz: Excellent! This is so much better than my earlier classes. Schwartz: My period 1 class named it z, and my period 6 class named it θ. Those are lame names.
#11208
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Glitter gets everywhere. Once you are contaminated with glitter, you can't remove it. Schwartz: If I receive a card with glitter, I'll open it outside my house, and read it, and put it away outside my house. Andy: Let's all send Schwartz glitter cards! Schwartz: No. Andy: Glitter cards with spiders in them. Schwartz: Definitely no!
#11206
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⚐ ReportStein: How do you not know the difference between breakfast cereal and beef tacos?
#11205
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⚐ ReportStein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.
#11204
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⚐ ReportStein: If you don’t think this is cool, either you aren’t paying attention or you don’t have a soul.