#11143

2020

Nov. 14, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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Stein: There is a chance that this week will be the best week of your life. Diego: I have determined that chance to be statistically insignificant.

#11142

-37

Nov. 14, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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// Discussing the tempest Tinsley: So Ariel was groaning for 12 years. That’s a lot of torment. Andy: 12 years of torment? Sounds like education. Victor: But it’s not just limited to 12 years.

#11141

00

Nov. 14, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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Schwartz: There's no L's in the word "function".

#11140

88

Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!

#11139

1212

Nov. 12, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Albert: Do you think paper straws cost democrats the house?

#11138

2424

Nov. 11, 2022, 7:41 p.m.

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// After a Captain Zero vs. Infinitus performance, members of the group are sharing how the performance spoke to each of their souls. // Anannya was Infinitus and Amanda was Captain Zero Amanda: Not to make this too heavy, but I’ve been having some relationship issues with Anannya and this was a great chance to take them out on her.

#11137

1214

Nov. 11, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Andy I have to earn my paycheck. O'Donovan: If you don't [need] me, then the school will fire me.

#11136

711

Nov. 11, 2022, 9:44 a.m.

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// Smolen just told us the lawn mower story Smolen: Be a teacher, they said!

#11135

311

Nov. 11, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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Jerry Song: In an alternate universe, I would go to RM. Ace: It’s not too late Jerry. Jerry: I refuse to do the dark arts.

#11134

1616

Nov. 11, 2022, 7:49 a.m.

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Sahu in 2012: It's all about taking notes...don't take notes! Sahu in 2022: You need to PAY ATTENTION. You need to take notes and you will have to submit your notes so I can make sure you really are taking them!