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#10299
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⚐ ReportDuval: my martial arts teacher took a hatchet and killed his parents in his sleep. so I couldn't take his class anymore. Duval: I was a little jaded after that, because I thought this was all about discipline and self control, and I was like, "maybe you needed more help than we all did."
#10298
1010
⚐ Report//Talking about the Omicron subvariant causing the spike in Europe Subayi: Keep your masks on, it could come over here. We don't want that, and it can make you feel bad for months after. /A minute later Subayi: And for the lovers in the class, stay away from kissing. That's a sure way to get it.
#10296
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⚐ Report//Raun conducting an interview with Natalia, and Sophie H for Journalism Class. Mr. Lodal happens to walk by. Lodal: So what's going on here? Problem-solving? Natalia: No, we're doing an interview. Lodal: About what? Natalia: Blairbash Lodal: ... Lodal: That's useful of all things. Sophie: Put that on blairbash!
#10295
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⚐ Report//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.
#10294
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⚐ Report// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.
#10293
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Everyone go fill out Pratyusha's survey! Roberts: She'll give you food! Pratyusha what kind of food? Class: Edibles!
#10292
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⚐ ReportSean: I am the Senate! (Star Wars reference) Delaney: *walking to the back of the room* Hi, the Senate!
#10291
1010
⚐ ReportRoberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.
#10290
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Open the handout; keep the handout; love the handout; memorise the handout.